Arsenal V Tottenham | Premier League 17/11/2012

[Trequartista]

Can't remember for the life of me who said this now, but one of you chaps said in September:

"If Giroud scores close to 20 goals this season, I will shave my arse-crack for 6 months"

Come on, own up, who was it? Olivier's bagged himself 7 already and we're only a third of the way through the season, plus he's only just starting to find some real form and get into his stride.

It wasnt me but you're changing the quote Frodo. That certain person said 20 league goal, which still wont happen.

Found it, it was S4cePL:

If Giroud scores anything close to 20 goals this season in the league I will shave my ballsack twice a month for 6 months starting next may

considering we're just under a 3rd of the way through the season and he's already got 4 and starting to find form, I can certainly see him scoring "anything close to 20 league goals" which I would say is 16 or more....

[Yorkyblue]

I think you have to take it at 20. Not that it matters as he won't do it anyway. Unless you are going to ask for proof he did?

[Trequartista]

Ok fine, Yorky. You know how to haggle...18 goals or more that HAS to count as "Anything close to 20 goals"...and yes I will be requiring evidence

[Yorkyblue]

I'd take 19. Cause he can't argue then 'how close' he meant. :p

[Est83]

17 is close in my book.



It sounds to me like Yorky doesn't want to see a shaved pair of testicles!

... weird huh?

[Massa]

he can send evidence via pm.

he also has to write MASSA on the meaty bit of the scrotum so we know he didn't get it off the internet

[Swan]

should be shaving his sack already

[Fran Solo]

Photoshop might helps.

[Zedie]

he can send evidence via pm.

he also has to write MASSA on the meaty bit of the scrotum so we know he didn't get it off the internet

And your not allowed to just send him a pic of your shaved, monogrammed sack either Mas.

[Freddie-Blue]

In Afgan the newer lads all got persuaded to shave there balls and arse to keep cool so they don't sweat on patrols.

Fair to say that sweaty balls where the least of there worries when they couldnt stop itching haha.

There was a hairy lad who got cock rot though through sweating too much who then chose to shave his balls. lose lose situation haha

[Est83]

Cock rot?

[Freddie-Blue]

Cock rot?

Not as bad as it sounds, just like male thrush hahaha.

Yeast infection from sweating too much, which is understandable for walking round in boots/combats and body armour/helmet. All this for the joys of just over minimum wage.

[mg86]

I'm glad Tottenham have players I can genuinely hate again. For a couple years none of their players invoked any kind of emotion.

Then van der Vaart came. What a mug. Then Gallas and Adebayor turned up and Bale came out of his shell and showed the world what a muppet he is.

Plenty to hate now other than just the shirt

Oh and Dempsey. I've always disliked him

I shutter when recalling his "rap" video that he made, you know the don't tread on me one... so lame.