You're both morons.
When you're sat your legs are spread more so there is easier access to your arsehole, but when you're standing you're cheeks are closer together. Far greater chance of getting crap spread around yourself.
by Callum » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:31 am
by Git » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:21 am
by Git » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:22 am
by AAIRE99 » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:05 pm
by Dejan » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:21 pm
Callum wrote:You're both morons.
When you're sat your legs are spread more so there is easier access to your arsehole, but when you're standing you're cheeks are closer together. Far greater chance of getting crap spread around yourself.
by Schlandi » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:01 pm
Git wrote:Easier to see if you're still dirty or clean when you stand up too.
by UFGN » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:01 am
by Git » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:45 am
SchlandGooner wrote:Git wrote:Easier to see if you're still dirty or clean when you stand up too.
Don't agree
by Est83 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:18 am
by Est83 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:20 am
by whee » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:18 pm
by 22-0 » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:28 pm
whee wrote:I sit, I dump, I flush (not many choose to flush at this point) I mop, I fold, I mop, I dispose, I flush (and brush if required) I stand, I dress, I put seat and lid down, I wash hands, rinse, dry and depart.
There's nothing more to it. Some of you people need to take a seriously long look in the mirror at yourselves.
Only in desperate circumstances have I ever deviated from the above routine. While on holiday during the summer, a tour of Europe in a wanky campervan, I arrived at a campsite in a backwards, slightly dirty, dingey little country called France. These barbaric, 18th century throwbacks didn't think a toilet seat was necessary on the communal throne. Well, without a seat it's not so much a throne as a frame. I looked at this pan, pondered momentarily how I was going to go about my business. I'd left it late, and finding another trap was simply out of the question. I pulled down my shreddies, hovered my arse over the seatless pan below, and fired a few chunks into the watery abyss. I flushed, as part of my routine, and then reached for the paper. Single-Ply, single sheets. For all the good they were going to do, I may as well have put them over the graffiti and done some f***ing tracing. The smearing was a predictable issue, countered by a good firm wipe and a reverse wipe back against the grain. All done from a squatting position, cheeks spread with a solid posture holding a good lean.
I'm not a fan of squatting, you can become a little off balance mid-mop. I didn't get dirty or wet, but it could've easily become brutal.
by Est83 » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:32 pm
by Est83 » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:33 pm
by whee » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:36 pm
22-0 wrote:whee wrote:I sit, I dump, I flush (not many choose to flush at this point) I mop, I fold, I mop, I dispose, I flush (and brush if required) I stand, I dress, I put seat and lid down, I wash hands, rinse, dry and depart.
There's nothing more to it. Some of you people need to take a seriously long look in the mirror at yourselves.
Only in desperate circumstances have I ever deviated from the above routine. While on holiday during the summer, a tour of Europe in a wanky campervan, I arrived at a campsite in a backwards, slightly dirty, dingey little country called France. These barbaric, 18th century throwbacks didn't think a toilet seat was necessary on the communal throne. Well, without a seat it's not so much a throne as a frame. I looked at this pan, pondered momentarily how I was going to go about my business. I'd left it late, and finding another trap was simply out of the question. I pulled down my shreddies, hovered my arse over the seatless pan below, and fired a few chunks into the watery abyss. I flushed, as part of my routine, and then reached for the paper. Single-Ply, single sheets. For all the good they were going to do, I may as well have put them over the graffiti and done some f***ing tracing. The smearing was a predictable issue, countered by a good firm wipe and a reverse wipe back against the grain. All done from a squatting position, cheeks spread with a solid posture holding a good lean.
I'm not a fan of squatting, you can become a little off balance mid-mop. I didn't get dirty or wet, but it could've easily become brutal.
you flush twice? wow you might as well go to africa and laugh at the poor kids there.