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by **Est83** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:11 pm

djaxster wrote:Tell her there is no such thing as the wrong hole until the Spurts win the league

by **Est83** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:17 pm

In all honesty, I don't think I could do it. I turn into a right c**t when Arsenal lose. Never violent or anything stupid like that, I just can't be around gloating W****rs. A bit of friendly banter's alright, but some people like to get loud and in your face, they're the annoying ones... and even more annoying, people who don't have a clue what they're on about! No offense to the female members on here, but when there's a girl trying to wind me up over a football result when she knows next to nothing about the sport (except what she overhears daddy, boyfriend, brother etc etc talking about), it's even worse.

by **elkanofan** » Tue May 10, 2011 7:32 pm

Reverend Gooner wrote:
Yorkyblue wrote:Smash her back doors in.

In your arsenal shirt

by **Gooner Girl** » Tue May 10, 2011 9:20 pm

Inchpractice wrote:
Yorkyblue wrote:
Inchpractice wrote:There have been a few relationship advice threads on this forum over the years.
'My wife is boring me and I want to run off with other women'

'I met this girl at school and I don't know how to ask her out'

'This bitch at work keeps giving me mixed signals'

Irrespective of the thread content, Yorky's response is always the same:

Yorkyblue wrote:Smash her back doors in.

Damn right. You failed to mention that it is always the correct response as well!

It can never be wrong.

It's a one-size-fits-all multipurpose comment.

Hmmmm... You guys are all class sometimes...

by **Goose** » Tue May 10, 2011 9:57 pm

walk away man, walk away......

by **VCC** » Tue May 10, 2011 10:35 pm

Dejan wrote:So u found the sister of the guy u raced with on the dating site, right?? Not sure if i understand it.
Anyway I find you have to take it slow by any means. You just got out of seperation so emotions could be a little bit 'twisted'.

but yeah, f**k her

Dejan her brother and i raced a sidecar we were a team.thanks for the comments guys n gals I had a good laugh and hope you guys got one to (had a feeling you would ) all good on ward and upwards :lol:

by **Gunner_Paul** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:15 am

Teabag her with your canonballs.

by **StLGooner** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:36 pm

Goose wrote:walk away man, walk away......

This, and stay single until you're about 50 then find some dumb young bimbo to keep your willy wet.

by **Gunner Down Under** » Thu May 12, 2011 6:57 am

elkanofan wrote:
Reverend Gooner wrote:
Yorkyblue wrote:Smash her back doors in.

In your arsenal shirt

Typical Yorky.

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