relationship advice

[VCC]

Not sure where to put this but here goes,I have been recently separated a few months now i am a house dad as i care for my son because his mum could no longer be trusted due to health issues and addictions.being at home and rather lonely as my mates work i have been talking on a international date site,and before you say anything i know,anyhow 1st person i talk to and i was using a faulse name new me from when i raced motorbikes even named me,i just about hid under the desk haha,any way she put me in contact in a round about way with my dream girl from the past that i never got together with,she was the sister of a guy i raced with and was something special and thought was well out of my league,seems she felt the same way then and now too which is great once all housing custody and money issues are dealt with in the separation,now here is the dodgy but,SHE IS A SPUD FAN can you believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Git]

Deal breaker!

Haha. Congrats though mate. Imagine the banter. It will be hilarious when you finish on top of her every season too.

[Yorkyblue]

Smash her back doors in.

[gzagee]

Smash her back doors in.

Basically.

Seriously, sounds like you've found your ideal girl (again), shon. Hope it goes well fella.

[VCC]

Deal breaker!

Haha. Congrats though mate. Imagine the banter. It will be hilarious when you finish on top of her every season too.

i like that never thought of that

[Inchpräctice]

There have been a few relationship advice threads on this forum over the years.
'My wife is boring me and I want to run off with other women'

'I met this girl at school and I don't know how to ask her out'

'This bitch at work keeps giving me mixed signals'

Irrespective of the thread content, Yorky's response is always the same:

Smash her back doors in.

[Yorkyblue]

There have been a few relationship advice threads on this forum over the years.
'My wife is boring me and I want to run off with other women'

'I met this girl at school and I don't know how to ask her out'

'This bitch at work keeps giving me mixed signals'

Irrespective of the thread content, Yorky's response is always the same:

Smash her back doors in.

Damn right. You failed to mention that it is always the correct response as well!

[Dejan]

So u found the sister of the guy u raced with on the dating site, right?? Not sure if i understand it.
Anyway I find you have to take it slow by any means. You just got out of seperation so emotions could be a little bit 'twisted'.

but yeah, f**k her

[Inchpräctice]

There have been a few relationship advice threads on this forum over the years.
'My wife is boring me and I want to run off with other women'

'I met this girl at school and I don't know how to ask her out'

'This bitch at work keeps giving me mixed signals'

Irrespective of the thread content, Yorky's response is always the same:

Smash her back doors in.

Damn right. You failed to mention that it is always the correct response as well!

It can never be wrong.

It's a one-size-fits-all multipurpose comment.

[Reverend Gooner]

Smash her back doors in.

In your arsenal shirt

[gzagee]

There have been a few relationship advice threads on this forum over the years.
'My wife is boring me and I want to run off with other women'

'I met this girl at school and I don't know how to ask her out'

'This bitch at work keeps giving me mixed signals'

Irrespective of the thread content, Yorky's response is always the same:

Smash her back doors in.

Damn right. You failed to mention that it is always the correct response as well!

It can never be wrong.

It's a one-size-fits-all multipurpose comment.

Ahem, some sizes are bigger than others...

[Est83]

Smash her back doors in.

In your arsenal shirt

[StLGooner]

Give it a few months, then you'll be sick of her.

[djaxster]

Tell her there is no such thing as the wrong hole until the Spurts win the league

[Massa]

f**k her whilst watching the NLD and change positions accordingly