Massa wrote:Why are you so gay
yosifun wrote:Just saw your ex-girlfriend Alice Goodwin in the tabloids, when I saw the knockers on her I was like "DAMN!"
IMF wrote:Fungus: If my right hand is on my face, my left hand is on your shoulders... who's hand is that on my c*ck??
Plymouth Gooner wrote:Fergie: So Rooney sh@99ed your gran... Giggsy sh@99ed your mum... and the entire youth team sh@99ed your girlfriend? I'm so sorry son. How did my squad come to this?
Git wrote:Alex Ferguson covers his weak eye to see if Ronaldo is as big of a cock as everyone has been saying.
JordanTheGunner wrote:Fergie: What the f**k is that?
Ronaldo: It was bigger last night trust me.
Bristol_Gunner wrote:Ronaldo not impressed by the prop department for Alex Ferguson's performance of phantom of the opera.
Reverend Gooner wrote:Ronaldo finally builds up the courage to tell Fergie he has Real Madrid DNA
ThereIsBearCum wrote:Ronaldo reveals that by "hot places" he meant Madrid
Gunner Down Under wrote:She's just not that into you.
*Ronaldo looks down*
Futuo wrote:Bacon Face: See if I cover up this eye I can't see you dive at all
Voting ends next Tuesday at 8pm and the winner will be announced. Good luck!