Chamaaaaaaakh being blackmailed?

[IMF]

Would explain his poor form of recent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1Aqh3y5Tf

Long story short:

Player and his two pals had an orgie and filmed it and took pics 2 years ago. Player now being blackmailed.

Facts:
1. Player is Muslim
2. Player is Single
3. Player is 27
4. Player is based out of Norf London

Options are:
1. Chamakh
2. ????

[Yorkyblue]

I always thought he was gay.

[IMF]

I always thought he was gay.

We only have gay defenders.

[Fabrestuta]

Chamakh's hair always made me wonder. Surely he must watch interior design shows with hair like that.

[Rockin' Robin]

Where does it say the player's Muslim?

[Yorkyblue]

Where does it say the player's Muslim?

I think it's cos it says he is religious and against alcohol due to religion.

[IMF]

Where does it say the player's Muslim?

In the past he has even spoken of his strongly held religious beliefs and his refusal to touch alcohol - yet in the video footage he is understood to be seen drinking heavily.

Ermm... that would suggest it.

[Zedie]

Kaboul?

[IMF]

Kaboul?

Kaboul is 25. The player in question is 27. Chamakh is 27.

[TRA Dial Square]

Kaboul?

Kaboul is 25. The player in question is 27. Chamakh is 27.

Kaboul claims to be 25.

[gooner90]

i first thought of kaboul but why isnt chamakh playing lately after he started every game this season up to the point? Hope its one of them yids though!

[gooner90]

van der vaart is 27 but then i just read the club which is regarded as one of the most respected premier league sides...

[IMF]

van der vaart is 27 but then i just read the club which is regarded as one of the most respected premier league sides...

Haha. That and VDV is not single nor is he a muslim.

[UFGN]

its a bit disappointing but he is single after all so he can do what he wants.

If it is him he should have just come out with it publicly and just gone, f**k you all i dont care. Hed have got a few funny chants and would be seen as a bit of a lad. So what? Now shagging grannies is rather different.....but this is not a Rooney situation!

[Popey]

could be chamakh.