Goonersworld

*Sod the injury, look at the streaker*

Petit: He done it ref
Trezeguet : You must be blind it was that fella

"Poke him when he's not looking!"

Ref: You guys.....stop showing me your saturday night fever dance as it got u lot in trouble the last time and to show it your player is on the floor in pain!! Who done it?.....anyway who cares, i'm not bovered!! lets carry on with the game....Physio!!!

Team France show off their new talent of 'syncronised whinging'

Players.. Look ref could you not see that's a free-kick!

Ref.. look guys i didn't go to the same training school as Rob styles!

Ref: I'm thinking of introducing cheese & wine for half time nibbles, all those in favour say aye...

set the scene france v england

(in their dodgy french accents)

trez:" ooo, referreeeee, ive been fouled le whole game! wot th f**k"

manu:"every f***ing time ref, wots the probelemme avec tu"

marcel:"c'mon ref, tu es blinde?"

referee:" boys, calm down, they have robbo in goals and heskey is warming up for them, ive got to even it up somehow!"

heil ..... zidane

Trezeguet pointing blunder costs France World cup.

the ref is saying

"for f**k sake i said okay okay not oakey cokey put you right arms down!"

The referee liked none of the French team's suggestions on where he should hang his painting

David Trezeguet demonstrates the latest tactic in persuading referees: reverse psychology.

rvtheace wrote:David Trezeguet demonstrates the latest tactic in persuading referees: reverse psychology.

Hehe