Group G

[SE13]

charity shield final

Point me in the direction of the knock-out stages......

[gooneritis]

charity shield final

Point me in the direction of the knock-out stages......

i was so busy trying to remember what they'd renamed it to these days (community shield) that i wasn't concentrating i've no idea where the word final came from

although that kind of epic f**k up on my part would have fitted in quite comfortably with the pair of yank commentators i was referring to.

[SE13]

All we are singing, is please give us a goal

Preferably to the Ivory Coast scored by Eboue, and watch Nancy burst into tears.

[Leody]

Must be an African thing that all the players like to have their shirts painted on...

[Fabrestuta]

Lady boy looking for a penalty....c***.

[SE13]

Yay! Dogbreath to come on.

[Leody]

Jesus Christ... That fuckstick needs to die in a fire.

Thank God there was no goal from that. He alone is reason enough to have video review after a match and hand out suspensions. And how in the world if the linesman wave to give a FK for that?

[gooneritis]

african players really are taking over the italians for play acting. another one rolling on the floor holding his face when replays show the foot hit him under the arm and nowhere near the head.

[SE13]

That last dive from Nancy would have won a gold at the olympics.

Absolutely outrageous and right in front of the linesman who bought it!

Come on FIFA, we can do better than this.

[SE13]

And another dive

[Leody]

He most certainly deserved a second yellow for that, without question.

Just running along and falls over, no challenge for the ball even... just falls over and gets a free kick...

And no more than 5 yards from the linesman...

You have to be kidding.

[Massa]

f***ing disgrace

[SE13]

A collectors item, Nancy received a pass and laid it off without falling over.

Meantime, Eboue replaced.

[gooneritis]

ronaldo is allowed to dive, clearly, i mean he's always done it and never ever been punished by fifa so he must be allowed special rules, much like rooney and the FA.

hopefully one of these days someone will go straight through him and take him out in a bad way.

[SE13]

Blimey, a goalless draw!