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Postby Trina » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:08 pm

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Re: Caption 2

Postby Goose » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:13 pm

Scolari: I grabbed Cole's di*k like this and used my other hand to insert this mobile in his ass
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Thats why Chelski fired me
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Re: Caption 2

Postby Fordy » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:14 pm

Ronaldo: The games over now i will earn my extra pay boss

Scolari: your not at man utd now son so keep that hand to yourself.
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Re: Caption 2

Postby Git » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:26 pm

Scolari: It was here he got tennis elbow from jacking off the entire squad.
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Re: Caption 2

Postby Arsenal Tone » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:11 am

After losing out to Ronaldo in the campest smile competition, Scolari shows bad sportsmanship by losing his temper and trying to break Ronaldo's arm.
Raya/Ramsdale
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Re: Caption 2

Postby djaxster » Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:03 am

Ronaldo: Dont squeeze to hard, thats my winking arm.
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Re: Caption 2

Postby SE13 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:32 am

Scolari: "No it's my member, keep your filthy hands to yourself"
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Re: Caption 2

Postby IMF » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:21 pm

Scholari to photographer: He holds his fingers out exactly like this to perform the perfect stroke on my scrotum.
DEAD-WOOD OUT!!
Show the spoiler
SPEND SOME WONGA WENGA!!!

AND IT'S AAAAAAARSENNNAAAAAAAL!!
AAARRRRSENAAAAL FC
WE'RE BY FAR
THE TIGHTEST COMPANY
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Re: Caption 2

Postby Dolly Hooligan » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:27 pm

You put your right arm in, your right arm out you do the hokey cokey...
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Re: Caption 2

Postby Forest » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:08 pm

Scolari: you mention madrid once more and ill.... smile for the cameras cristiano :D
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Re: Caption 2

Postby arsenalyank » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:54 pm

After a great win, Ronaldo shows his appreciation to his coach with a celebratory reach around.
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Re: Caption 2

Postby StLGooner » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:03 pm

Scolari shows the press after training just how far Ronaldos arm was shoved up his ass in their fisting session last night.
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Re: Caption 2

Postby Briggsy » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:56 am

Scolari: I think Trink Trina fancies you, 2 captions and your in both
Ronaldo: I prefer Fordy
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Re: Caption 2

Postby TheLittleMozart » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:48 pm

Ronaldo: Huh..Huh... here Scolari smell your mum

Scolari: Haaa! Wait till I get you in the showers boy

Although I resent posting after being cheated from a point in the last round by Trina! ;)
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Re: Caption 2

Postby CynicalGooner » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:53 pm

Ronaldo: C'mon let me! I promise you'll like it ;)

Scolari: (hisses)NO! Just keep smiling and we'll take this inside later
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