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Postby Trina » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:10 pm

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Re: Caption 1

Postby IMF » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:17 pm

Ronaldo: How do you do it? How do you pleasure Wayne so well that he's gone off me now?
Crouch: Well I hold his butt cheeks like this and...
DEAD-WOOD OUT!!
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SPEND SOME WONGA WENGA!!!

AND IT'S AAAAAAARSENNNAAAAAAAL!!
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Re: Caption 1

Postby SE13 » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:19 pm

Ronaldo: "Hello sweetcheeks"

Crouch: "Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!"
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Re: Caption 1

Postby djaxster » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:25 pm

Ronaldo: What can you see from up there

Crouch: You, You fcuking winker
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Re: Caption 1

Postby StLGooner » Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:28 pm

Crouch: "OMG!! I shave my legs too, I don't know how, but it makes me faster"

Nancy: "I told you it works"
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Re: Caption 1

Postby Briggsy » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:30 pm

:BangHead:
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Re: Caption 1

Postby Massa » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:32 pm

Crouch- OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Ronaldo- What?

Crouch- I just saw your mum :shock:

Ronaldo- w***er
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Re: Caption 1

Postby CynicalGooner » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:44 pm

Ronaldo: Open Wide!! I've got something for you!

Crouch: I... Wha? O.. Ok. Ahhhh
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Re: Caption 1

Postby Tony_Adams » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:48 pm

Crouchy attempts to spurn the sexual advances of Christiano Ronaldo by doing impressions of 'Mater' from Disney-Pixar's 'Cars'.

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Re: Caption 1

Postby Inchpräctice » Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:12 pm

Crouch doing an impression of Conaldo in a camp voice:

"Oooh my name's Cristiano and I go down easier than a crack-whore."
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Re: Caption 1

Postby Briggsy » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:15 pm

Ronaldo: I think John Terry's Mum has stolen your giant watermelon
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Re: Caption 1

Postby Fordy » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:19 pm

Ronaldo: I cant believe you just dived i hate divers
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Re: Caption 1

Postby TheLittleMozart » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:06 pm

Crouch: I just can't believe its not butter!

Ronaldo: Me neither. Must be a homosexual thing.
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Re: Caption 1

Postby Goose » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:36 pm

Crouch: I give good head

Ronaldo: Better than Rooney?

Crouch: Yeah, I would grab both your balls and suck like this....
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Re: Caption 1

Postby Massa » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:03 pm

TheLittleMozart wrote:Crouch: I just can't believe its not butter!

Ronaldo: Me neither. Must be a homosexual thing.

Love it! :rofll:
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