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Best Court transcript of all time? Best internet 2016?

Postby Luzh 22 » Sun Jul 24, 2016 2:59 pm

This is an actual transcript, and this legitimately happened last month in Georgia. Google "state of georgia v. denver allen" for details.

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Re: Best Court transcript of all time? Best internet 2016?

Postby Callum » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:08 pm

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Re: Best Court transcript of all time? Best internet 2016?

Postby Luzh 22 » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:16 pm

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Your loss. Video reading? (Done by the guys who do Rick and Morty.) It's only half the transcript though.
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Re: Best Court transcript of all time? Best internet 2016?

Postby Zedie » Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:09 pm

Defendant to judge: “well of you're not going to suck my dick sir, I don't - I don't want to be here".

Defendant to judge: “suck my dick sir".

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Re: Best Court transcript of all time? Best internet 2016?

Postby Luzh 22 » Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:13 pm

Some of part 2 is out... wish someone would have recorded it all.

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Re: Best Court transcript of all time? Best internet 2016?

Postby Royal Gooner » Sun Jul 24, 2016 11:41 pm

Can't imagine he'll get very far in his trial, particularly if he speaks like that to a jury.
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