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The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby gzagee » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:54 am

If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves does that consititute a hostage situation?

How comes vampires don't get HIV from drinking blood?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby StLGooner » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:12 pm

Why did the so called God create faulty humans and then blame them for their own mistakes?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby Gunner Down Under » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:23 pm

Are the posters below going to attempt to answer these questions?

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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby Prince » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:47 pm

How come blackberrys sell?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby ThereIsBearCüm » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:40 am

gzagee wrote:If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


If the US was colonised by the English, why are there still English people?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby Massa » Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:34 am

Why do I have two cocks?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby Prince » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:22 pm

why did god give massa two cocks?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby CynicalGooner » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:26 pm

If you cloned yourself and had sex with said clone, is that masterbation or incest?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby Prince » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:30 pm

CynicalGooner wrote:If you cloned yourself and had sex with said clone, is that masterbation or incest?


just wierd...? :?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby SE13 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:32 am

Who put the "S" in lisp?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?

If Elton John and Demi Moore married, would she be known as Demi John?

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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby Forest » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:08 am

Why do people read the same book/text and come to different conclusions of its meanings?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby ThereIsBearCüm » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:42 am

why is phonetic not spelt phonetically?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby djaxster » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:45 am

If a slice of buttered bread always lands butter down and a cat lands on it's feet, what would happen is you strapped a piece of butter up bread to a cat's back and dropped it?
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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby ThereIsBearCüm » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:49 am

djaxster wrote:If a slice of buttered bread always lands butter down and a cat lands on it's feet, what would happen is you strapped a piece of butter up bread to a cat's back and dropped it?


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Re: The 'ask a random question' thread

Postby djaxster » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:51 am

ThereIsBearCum wrote:
djaxster wrote:If a slice of buttered bread always lands butter down and a cat lands on it's feet, what would happen is you strapped a piece of butter up bread to a cat's back and dropped it?


spacetime collapse



Thanks mate. I have been asking that question for years and no-one has ever given me an answer...
Well one mate called the loony bin for me after asking him that.
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