Ever shit yourself before?

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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Danskin » Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:30 am

Callum wrote:At work now and I can feel it coming. Can't go for another 15 mins though. This could get nervy.

How did that go?
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Callum » Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:31 am

Danskin wrote:
Callum wrote:At work now and I can feel it coming. Can't go for another 15 mins though. This could get nervy.

How did that go?

Shat myself, got fired
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Va-Va-Voom » Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:37 am

Callum wrote:
Danskin wrote:
Callum wrote:At work now and I can feel it coming. Can't go for another 15 mins though. This could get nervy.

How did that go?

Shat myself, got fired


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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Callum » Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:59 am

I regret nothing.

One of my hot co-workers was in today so it was a good way to impress her by asserting dominance.
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby GoonerAlexandre » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:12 pm

This thread is amazing!
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby UFGN » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:11 pm

Im at my local tube station, standing very still and desperately yo-yoing a turd

A massive internal explosion just happened, and im on the edge

Might not get out of this one lads
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby UFGN » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:24 pm

Posting live from the throne room

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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Callum » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:27 pm

UFGN wrote:Posting live from the throne room

All is fine, praise be

Preach
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby UFGN » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:32 pm

It the name of all thats holy, what did I eat to deserve that?

I've had a Toby Carvery today and might have overdone it on the cauliflower cheese a bit but, srsly that was savage
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Callum » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:33 pm

UFGN wrote:It the name of all thats holy, what did I eat to deserve that?

I've had a Toby Carvery today and might have overdone it on the cauliflower cheese a bit but, srsly that was savage

Your hatred for Wenger is giving you bad digestion imo
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby UFGN » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:39 pm

Callum wrote:
UFGN wrote:It the name of all thats holy, what did I eat to deserve that?

I've had a Toby Carvery today and might have overdone it on the cauliflower cheese a bit but, srsly that was savage

Your hatred for Wenger is giving you bad digestion imo


I just need to eat more carefully in January and buy plenty of fresh fruit and veg and no junk food, and I'll be fine

There you go, if Wengerites can talk shit about what's going to be bought in January,knowing it's all lies, so can I
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Callum » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:41 pm

UFGN wrote:
Callum wrote:
UFGN wrote:It the name of all thats holy, what did I eat to deserve that?

I've had a Toby Carvery today and might have overdone it on the cauliflower cheese a bit but, srsly that was savage

Your hatred for Wenger is giving you bad digestion imo


I just need to eat more carefully in January and buy plenty of fresh fruit and veg and no junk food, and I'll be fine

There you go, if Wengerites can talk shit about what's going to be bought in January,knowing it's all lies, so can I

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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Sims » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:53 pm

the cauliflower cheese is top, top quality
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby Est83 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:26 pm

Took alot of mental strength to get through that mate, well done.
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Re: Ever shit yourself before?

Postby DiamondGooner » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:17 am

Jesus Christ this thread is hilarious.

I don't have any stories tbf, I run like a well oiled machine.

The only story that even comes close is a shart I did back in 1987 when I was in primary school but you can't hold that against me, being a kid and sh*tting yourself is all part of the deal.

I did once piss my pants whilst actually being so close to making the toilet I had my fkin keys in the front door .......... but again I was no older than 8 or 9 yrs old, fk me it may even of been the same year as the shart!

Was not a good year.
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