Ever shit yourself before?

[ivan itchybum]

Why didn't you just go home ffs!?!?!

[Massa]

Why the f**k did you keep the boxers

[Santi]

they're my favourite pair !

[Santi]

Why didn't you just go home ffs!?!?!

That's no fun

[mg86]

Honestly laughed out loud again at Ivan's second story even though I remember reading it before. Worst case scenario....

[ivan itchybum]

Why didn't you just go home ffs!?!?!

That's no fun

Did you not stink? Can't imagine you pulled anyways

[Santi]

Why didn't you just go home ffs!?!?!

That's no fun

Did you not stink? Can't imagine you pulled anyways

Lol I was wondering all night if I did but nobody said anything. I have a cold atm so no idea


+ I have a gf so no

[UFGN]

Having just paid £900 for a new bed, I've just been on ebay buying mattress protector.

I thought at £8.99 it would be a wise investment.

And yes, I'm perfectly aware of which thread I'm posting this in.

[Git]

Was hoping for a new story.

Disappointing. I demand you go and shit yourself immediately.

[Massa]

Was hoping for a new story.

Disappointing. I demand you go and shit yourself immediately.

[Va-Va-Voom]

Having just paid £900 for a new bed, I've just been on ebay buying mattress protector.

I thought at £8.99 it would be a wise investment.

And yes, I'm perfectly aware of which thread I'm posting this in.

Did you shit your old bed?

[ivan itchybum]

Morning after the 12 pubs during Christmas my housemate joined the club.

It was a really heavy night and he's only a small lad. I remember going into his room at around 11 in the morning and stepping on a load of tissue, he had gotten sick all over the floor and his bed! Now during the winter months he used to always wear a onesie around the house so when he got up he put it on, he cleaned his floor and went up stairs to use the toilet. He ended up needing to get sick again and as he was bending over it evacuated from the wrong side and he ruined his onesie! He said he had to use the onesie as a kind of glove to shimmy it into the toilet!

He was a solid hour in the bathroom trying to sort himself out, I'll never forget the look on his face for the rest of the day, he was literally a ghost, and the stink upstairs was like nothing is ever smelled.

In the end he didn't even throw out the shitty onesie.

[UFGN]

Having just paid £900 for a new bed, I've just been on ebay buying mattress protector.

I thought at £8.99 it would be a wise investment.

And yes, I'm perfectly aware of which thread I'm posting this in.

Did you shit your old bed?

Of course.

After a particularly curry laden night, and while naked, I reached over to get my phone and sharted, leaving a UFGN shaped island of clean white sheet in an otherwise brown wasteland.

[Callum]

Morning after the 12 pubs during Christmas my housemate joined the club.

It was a really heavy night and he's only a small lad. I remember going into his room at around 11 in the morning and stepping on a load of tissue, he had gotten sick all over the floor and his bed! Now during the winter months he used to always wear a onesie around the house so when he got up he put it on, he cleaned his floor and went up stairs to use the toilet. He ended up needing to get sick again and as he was bending over it evacuated from the wrong side and he ruined his onesie! He said he had to use the onesie as a kind of glove to shimmy it into the toilet!

He was a solid hour in the bathroom trying to sort himself out, I'll never forget the look on his face for the rest of the day, he was literally a ghost, and the stink upstairs was like nothing is ever smelled.

In the end he didn't even throw out the shitty onesie.

f***ing hell

[DiamondGooner]

Morning after the 12 pubs during Christmas my housemate joined the club.

It was a really heavy night and he's only a small lad. I remember going into his room at around 11 in the morning and stepping on a load of tissue, he had gotten sick all over the floor and his bed! Now during the winter months he used to always wear a onesie around the house so when he got up he put it on, he cleaned his floor and went up stairs to use the toilet. He ended up needing to get sick again and as he was bending over it evacuated from the wrong side and he ruined his onesie! He said he had to use the onesie as a kind of glove to shimmy it into the toilet!

He was a solid hour in the bathroom trying to sort himself out, I'll never forget the look on his face for the rest of the day, he was literally a ghost, and the stink upstairs was like nothing is ever smelled.

In the end he didn't even throw out the shitty onesie.

LMFAO

What in the hell is wrong with all you people??

I am in complete control of my bowel system and have no war stories to tell on the sh*tting myself front ........... I almost feel left out.