by ivan itchybum » Mon May 26, 2014 10:46 am
gooney wrote: I will have a bet with anyone who is willing to take Newcastle will finish ahead of us...how about loser leaves the forum?
by Massa » Mon May 26, 2014 10:49 am
by Santi » Mon May 26, 2014 10:51 am
ivän itchybüm wrote:Why didn't you just go home ffs!?!?!
by mg86 » Mon May 26, 2014 5:15 pm
by ivan itchybum » Tue May 27, 2014 6:09 pm
Mesüt wrote:ivän itchybüm wrote:Why didn't you just go home ffs!?!?!
That's no fun
gooney wrote: I will have a bet with anyone who is willing to take Newcastle will finish ahead of us...how about loser leaves the forum?
by Santi » Tue May 27, 2014 7:14 pm
ivän itchybüm wrote:Mesüt wrote:ivän itchybüm wrote:Why didn't you just go home ffs!?!?!
That's no fun
Did you not stink? Can't imagine you pulled anyways
by UFGN » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:02 pm
by Git » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:08 pm
by Massa » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:27 pm
Git wrote:Was hoping for a new story.
Disappointing. I demand you go and shit yourself immediately.
by Va-Va-Voom » Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:42 am
UFGN wrote:Having just paid £900 for a new bed, I've just been on ebay buying mattress protector.
I thought at £8.99 it would be a wise investment.
And yes, I'm perfectly aware of which thread I'm posting this in.
by ivan itchybum » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:54 am
gooney wrote: I will have a bet with anyone who is willing to take Newcastle will finish ahead of us...how about loser leaves the forum?
by UFGN » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:22 am
Va-Va-Voom wrote:UFGN wrote:Having just paid £900 for a new bed, I've just been on ebay buying mattress protector.
I thought at £8.99 it would be a wise investment.
And yes, I'm perfectly aware of which thread I'm posting this in.
Did you shit your old bed?
by Callum » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:23 am
ivän itchybüm wrote:Morning after the 12 pubs during Christmas my housemate joined the club.
It was a really heavy night and he's only a small lad. I remember going into his room at around 11 in the morning and stepping on a load of tissue, he had gotten sick all over the floor and his bed! Now during the winter months he used to always wear a onesie around the house so when he got up he put it on, he cleaned his floor and went up stairs to use the toilet. He ended up needing to get sick again and as he was bending over it evacuated from the wrong side and he ruined his onesie! He said he had to use the onesie as a kind of glove to shimmy it into the toilet!
He was a solid hour in the bathroom trying to sort himself out, I'll never forget the look on his face for the rest of the day, he was literally a ghost, and the stink upstairs was like nothing is ever smelled.
In the end he didn't even throw out the shitty onesie.
by DiamondGooner » Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:13 am
ivän itchybüm wrote:Morning after the 12 pubs during Christmas my housemate joined the club.
It was a really heavy night and he's only a small lad. I remember going into his room at around 11 in the morning and stepping on a load of tissue, he had gotten sick all over the floor and his bed! Now during the winter months he used to always wear a onesie around the house so when he got up he put it on, he cleaned his floor and went up stairs to use the toilet. He ended up needing to get sick again and as he was bending over it evacuated from the wrong side and he ruined his onesie! He said he had to use the onesie as a kind of glove to shimmy it into the toilet!
He was a solid hour in the bathroom trying to sort himself out, I'll never forget the look on his face for the rest of the day, he was literally a ghost, and the stink upstairs was like nothing is ever smelled.
In the end he didn't even throw out the shitty onesie.