by whee » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:30 am
by whee » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:55 am
by Zedie » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:10 am
whee wrote:I don't believe I did...
...Again, as a school kid of maybe 6 or 7 - we were getting a visit from Chris Akabusi for some charity awareness.
I'm stood in the line waiting for my turn to meet the grinning pleb, suffering from a stomach ache where i've held this turd in all morning. It happened, right there in the queue. I filled my shreddies, thankfully we're talking one solid log, as opposed to a liquid mess smearing up my arse cheeks and staining my skimps.
I made a comment of "phwoar, that stinks" trying to pass the attention from the overwhelming stench of log filling the corridor. The girl in front of me turns around and looks disgusted - the silly little tart would've done well to keep her nose out of my business.... unfortunately, her nose was being infiltrated by the business that had occured! It's her turn, she looks relieved to be moving from the corridor.
The teacher at the front of the line looks down at me, asks if i'm ok. Bold as brass, with my pants filled with shit, I said "yeah, i'm great thanks" - she knew. I knew, she knew. She looked concerned and said "let me know if you feel unwell ok?" - Off I twaddled, feeling this turdy nugget between wedged between my cheeks and undercrackers.
Akabusi lifted me up, plonked me on his knee, grinned at the camera, and then moved me on. He didn't bat an eyelid. I often wonder if he tells a story about having some "kid who'd shit himself" sitting on his lap at a school visit once. I really hope so!
I went home "unwell" soon after.
by Va-Va-Voom » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:02 pm
whee wrote:I don't believe I did...
...Again, as a school kid of maybe 6 or 7 - we were getting a visit from Chris Akabusi for some charity awareness.
I'm stood in the line waiting for my turn to meet the grinning pleb, suffering from a stomach ache where i've held this turd in all morning. It happened, right there in the queue. I filled my shreddies, thankfully we're talking one solid log, as opposed to a liquid mess smearing up my arse cheeks and staining my skimps.
I made a comment of "phwoar, that stinks" trying to pass the attention from the overwhelming stench of log filling the corridor. The girl in front of me turns around and looks disgusted - the silly little tart would've done well to keep her nose out of my business.... unfortunately, her nose was being infiltrated by the business that had occured! It's her turn, she looks relieved to be moving from the corridor.
The teacher at the front of the line looks down at me, asks if i'm ok. Bold as brass, with my pants filled with shit, I said "yeah, i'm great thanks" - she knew. I knew, she knew. She looked concerned and said "let me know if you feel unwell ok?" - Off I twaddled, feeling this turdy nugget between wedged between my cheeks and undercrackers.
Akabusi lifted me up, plonked me on his knee, grinned at the camera, and then moved me on. He didn't bat an eyelid. I often wonder if he tells a story about having some "kid who'd shit himself" sitting on his lap at a school visit once. I really hope so!
I went home "unwell" soon after.
by UFGN » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:58 pm
by Yorkyblue » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:05 pm
by UFGN » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:09 pm
Yorkyblue wrote:I thought it was taken from Blue Moon when it started on here cause I remember there being an active thread a week or so before.
EDIT: Found it http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewt ... =#p2446866
by Yorkyblue » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:09 pm
by UFGN » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:15 pm
While she was gone I thought I'd squeeze a fart out. Well some kind of weird shit-bubble exploded in my jeans and splashed up my lower-back, it stunk to high heaven and it stained my kecks and the bottom of my tshirt.
by CynicalGooner » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:17 pm
UFGN wrote:While she was gone I thought I'd squeeze a fart out. Well some kind of weird shit-bubble exploded in my jeans and splashed up my lower-back, it stunk to high heaven and it stained my kecks and the bottom of my tshirt.
From Blue Moon. Theirs is 24 pages long
by Vinny » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:48 pm
by whee » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:27 am
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