Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:28 pmWhy has Santa got such a big sack?
Because he only cums once a year.
Because he only cums once a year.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:28 pmRe: The random joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:53 pmJust been into subway and asked for the most expensive sub, but apparently they don't stock the Radamel Falcao.
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:44 am
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:15 pmIT’S the FA Cup Final, and as a man sits down for kick-off he notices the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbour.
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final and not use it?”
The neighbour says: “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first FA Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible,” says the first fan. “But couldn’t you find someone else — a friend or relative or even a neighbour — to take the seat?”
“No,” says the man shaking his head, “They’re all at the funeral.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fe ... ageandlink
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:33 pmLittle Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:51 am
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:22 am40 hour work week sounds like a dream
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:49 pmPudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
??? how many hours do you work a week ?
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:10 pmSchlandGooner wrote:Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
??? how many hours do you work a week ?
I'm at uni
60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:01 pmPudpop wrote:SchlandGooner wrote:Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
??? how many hours do you work a week ?
I'm at uni
60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week
Bollox! Nobody does 60 hours a week at uni unless they're studying medicine
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:16 pmThink the 60 hours includes both time at uni and studying.
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:16 pmUFGN wrote:Pudpop wrote:SchlandGooner wrote:Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
??? how many hours do you work a week ?
I'm at uni
60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week
Bollox! Nobody does 60 hours a week at uni unless they're studying medicine
Some people live in the library before/after class.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:17 pmstudying at uni is overrated imo
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:54 pmVa-Va-Voom wrote:Think the 60 hours includes both time at uni and studying.
Yep
Sims wrote:studying at uni is overrated imo
doing a worthwhile degree is underrated imo
Re: The random joke thread
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:03 pmSims wrote:studying at uni is overrated imo
Who goes to Uni to study?
:beer: