The random joke thread

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Re: The random joke thread

Postby yosifun » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:21 pm

Throwing the water bottle from this height will probably reach warp speed.

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Re: The random joke thread

Postby TheArsenalPost » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:33 am

Massa wrote:he didn't it's a fake pic


No way!?
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Est83 » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:45 am

Looks real to me :dontknow:
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Lee71*98*02 » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:49 am

Edinson Cavani to Arsenal.

Someone had to do it.. :hiding:
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Swan » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:04 am

This way diaby can just stay standing when he gives the gaffer a bj. Can't risk hurting his knees
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby redordead » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:18 am

went to blockbusters yesterday asked if i could have batman forever fuk off you can rent it for two nights he said
I set myself some very low standards in which i fail to achieve
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Zenith » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:25 pm

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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Royal Gooner » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:29 pm

van persie getting injured today.


That's the joke :D
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Zenith » Sun May 05, 2013 2:29 pm

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Re: The random joke thread

Postby ClockEnd Mark » Tue May 07, 2013 10:30 pm

Been told i need a pacemaker...



Iv now got this bloody kenyan running 2 meters infront of me all the time.
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Miss Arsenal » Sat May 11, 2013 2:19 pm

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Show the spoiler
Wassa, B!!?

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I know it is really bad, but it absolutely killed me when I heard it! Reduced me to tears!
WENGER OUT NOW

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Re: The random joke thread

Postby EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:32 pm

Why are false teeth like the stars. Its because they only come out at night. c/o my daughter.
I want Carl Jenkinson back in a Arsenal shirt next season.
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby prolific » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:46 pm

I wont promote smoking, this though made me laugh...

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending in one year £10,950 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,950 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £164,250 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your bloody Ferrari then?
You're Scared Of Change.
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Dubs4Sam » Thu May 15, 2014 10:21 am

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Re: The random joke thread

Postby AAIRE99 » Sat May 17, 2014 11:48 pm

LOL someone said he got injured. Googled it. Dear f***ing lord. What a crock haha.

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