Why has Santa got such a big sack?
Because he only cums once a year.
by Luzh 22 » Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:28 pm
by srd1886 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:53 pm
by Trina » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:15 pm
IT’S the FA Cup Final, and as a man sits down for kick-off he notices the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbour.
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final and not use it?”
The neighbour says: “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first FA Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible,” says the first fan. “But couldn’t you find someone else — a friend or relative or even a neighbour — to take the seat?”
“No,” says the man shaking his head, “They’re all at the funeral.”
by Dubs4Sam » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:33 pm
by Pudpop » Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:22 am
by Schlandi » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:49 pm
Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
by Pudpop » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:10 pm
SchlandGooner wrote:Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
??? how many hours do you work a week ?
by UFGN » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:01 pm
Pudpop wrote:SchlandGooner wrote:Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
??? how many hours do you work a week ?
I'm at uni
60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week
by Va-Va-Voom » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:16 pm
by LMAO » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:16 pm
UFGN wrote:Pudpop wrote:SchlandGooner wrote:Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream
??? how many hours do you work a week ?
I'm at uni
60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week
Bollox! Nobody does 60 hours a week at uni unless they're studying medicine
by Pudpop » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:54 pm
Va-Va-Voom wrote:Think the 60 hours includes both time at uni and studying.
Sims wrote:studying at uni is overrated imo
by Arsenal Tone » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:03 pm
Sims wrote:studying at uni is overrated imo