The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby GSK_AFC » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:02 am

Gunner Down Under wrote:Image

Charlie Chaplin was a genius :hail:
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby Gunner Down Under » Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:00 am



Mmm that Autotune...
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby UFGN » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:36 pm

It is normal for humans to pass flatus through the rectum, although the amount and the frequency may vary greatly between individuals. It is also normal for intestinal gas passed through the rectum to have a characteristic feculent smell, although this too may vary in concentration. Flatus is brought to the rectum by specialised contractions of the muscles in the intestines and colon. The noises commonly associated with flatulence ("Blowing a raspberry") are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks. Both the noise and smell associated with flatus leaving the anus can be sources of embarrassment or comedy in many cultures.

(Wikipedia, "Flatulence")
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby UFGN » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:43 pm

The cat in the nursery rhyme 'Ding Dong Bell', far from being an innocent victim, was in fact a murdering scumbag and deserved to die. The throwaway comment that he 'never did any harm but killed all the mice in the farmer's barn', glosses over that all those mice had families who certainly wont see the matter as trivial.

I suggest that the 'naughty boy' who 'drowned poor pussy cat' was in fact a judicial hero, who, sickened by the slaughter of innocent mice, took decisive action.

Discuss.
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby Arsenal Tone » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:20 pm

1+2=3
Raya/Ramsdale
White/Tomiyasu--Saliba/Timber--Gabriel/Kiwior--???/Zinchenko
???/Jorginho
Odegaard/Smith Rowe----Rice/???
Saka/Jesus-------------------Martinelli/Trossard
???/Havertz
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby Zedie » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:44 pm

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Now i get it.

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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby Younggooner08 » Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:43 am

Ho ho ho
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby Zedie » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:26 pm

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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby Youngie » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:58 pm

The amount of force used to bite into a carrot is the same amount of force to bite your pinkie off.
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby S&W the no1Fan » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:08 pm

thaksin shinawatra


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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby StLGooner » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:13 pm

Youngie wrote:The amount of force used to bite into a carrot is the same amount of force to bite your pinkie off.



Just read this as I was eating a carrot, no lie!
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Re: The longest thread of RANDOMNESS ever!

Postby Cripps » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:16 pm

Now bite your pinkie in the same way and see of its true.
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