Things said on tv

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Things said on tv

Postby Fordy » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:38 pm

Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator

And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977

Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.

5. US PGA Commentator

One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .....

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'

You'd eat beaver if you could get it.

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked

They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddy Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open

Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.
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Postby Fee » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:54 am

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Re: Things said on tv

Postby Arsenal Tone » Wed Aug 17, 2022 1:16 am

Was looking for the what i'm watching on tv thread and found this. Brilliant :rofl:
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Odegaard/Smith Rowe----Rice/???
Saka/Jesus-------------------Martinelli/Trossard
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