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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Nuggets » Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:51 am

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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Pudpop » Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:22 am

40 hour work week sounds like a dream
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Schlandi » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:49 pm

Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream

??? how many hours do you work a week ?
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Pudpop » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:10 pm

SchlandGooner wrote:
Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream

??? how many hours do you work a week ?

I'm at uni

60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby UFGN » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:01 pm

Pudpop wrote:
SchlandGooner wrote:
Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream

??? how many hours do you work a week ?

I'm at uni

60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week


Bollox! Nobody does 60 hours a week at uni unless they're studying medicine
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Va-Va-Voom » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:16 pm

Think the 60 hours includes both time at uni and studying.
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby LMAO » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:16 pm

UFGN wrote:
Pudpop wrote:
SchlandGooner wrote:
Pudpop wrote:40 hour work week sounds like a dream

??? how many hours do you work a week ?

I'm at uni

60 hours of lectures + studying is a normal week


Bollox! Nobody does 60 hours a week at uni unless they're studying medicine


Some people live in the library before/after class.
The end of one chapter and the beginning of another.
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Sims » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:17 pm

studying at uni is overrated imo
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Pudpop » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:54 pm

Va-Va-Voom wrote:Think the 60 hours includes both time at uni and studying.

Yep
Sims wrote:studying at uni is overrated imo

doing a worthwhile degree is underrated imo
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Tony_Adams » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:03 pm

Sims wrote:studying at uni is overrated imo


Who goes to Uni to study? :party: :beer:
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Özilfan » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:59 pm

Pudpop wrote:
Sims wrote:studying at uni is overrated imo

doing a worthwhile degree is underrated imo


Spot on. I usually find those criticising University are stable geniuses who, being unable to get into a good University themselves, try and devalue studying in order to improve their fragile sense of worth.
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Re: The random joke thread

Postby Phil71 » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:57 pm

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"No," says the butcher, "It's just the way I do my hair."
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