Bendtnermania!!

Bendtnermania!!

Postby IMF » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:48 pm

Wooohooo. Yeeehawww... Bendtnermania!!

Let me tell ya somethin' Mean Gene, I've been to the top of the mountain, I've been to the valleys, and everywhere in between, and Bendtnermania is the strongest force in the universe dude, as long as all the little Bendtnermaniacs do the Demandments, the vitamins, the exercises, the prayers. So whatchya gonna do, when the 6'4" height and the power of Bendtnermania run wild on you?
DEAD-WOOD OUT!!
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SPEND SOME WONGA WENGA!!!

AND IT'S AAAAAAARSENNNAAAAAAAL!!
AAARRRRSENAAAAL FC
WE'RE BY FAR
THE TIGHTEST COMPANY
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Briggsy » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:55 pm

UnMacho man Robbie Savage would get a beat down
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby IMF » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:48 pm

No one here is any fun anymore... ever since it was exposed that the poster known as the "former leader who was sacked and reinstated" (former hence was sacked again) was a tranny and Goose is tied to the sink in the basement only being fed baby ruths...
DEAD-WOOD OUT!!
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AND IT'S AAAAAAARSENNNAAAAAAAL!!
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WE'RE BY FAR
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby mg86 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:47 pm

IMF wrote:Goose is tied to the sink in the basement only being fed baby ruths...
WTF :rofll:
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Briggsy » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:28 pm

Yeah goose is being held captive by his missus
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Inchpräctice » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:32 pm

:scratch:
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Reverend Gooner » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:42 pm

The thing people need to realise right here is that Bendtner is the future of football. He is the beginning of a new order of players in professional soccer. He comes from a great country up north and he has made the sport into a monster, he made the players as rich as they are, he made the people upstairs as rich as they are. When everything has come to pass, the name Niklas Bendtner, the man Niklas Bendtner will be bigger than the whole sport and will participate in world calibre matches, will get movies made about him and more millions than any player could have dreamed.

Bendtner is the kind of player you want as your friend, he is the new blood of professional football and not only is he going to take over the entire sport but he will destroy everything in his path. For too many years he has held is head high, he did everything for the charities, he did everything for the kids and the reception he got when he stepped onto the pitch this year, well you fans can stick it brother. Because, if it wasn't for Niklas Bendtner the fans wouldn't be here, if it wasn't for Niklas Bendtner then Michel Platini would be selling meat from a pick up truck in Minneapolis and if it wasn't for Niklas Bendtner, all these jonny come lately players you see out there, they wouldn't be here.

Bendter was sought out, so the way it is now, when Niklas Bendtner and the new blood that follows him comes to town, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when Bentner runs wild on you? What ya gonna do? What are you gunna do?
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Popey » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:44 pm

nicklas is our new worldclass striker!
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby IMF » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:56 pm

That's the spirit Rev!
DEAD-WOOD OUT!!
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AND IT'S AAAAAAARSENNNAAAAAAAL!!
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Briggsy » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:58 pm

What you gonna do when the Pinkest boots in the EPL run rings around you
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Rockin' Robin » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:59 pm

And on the first day, God created Bendtner.
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Briggsy » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:03 pm

The president of the WWE Mr Vince Bartram
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby Goose » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:14 pm

Can you smell what the Bendy is cooking?

By the way, I do get day release to go to work
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Re: Bendtnermania!!

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Re: Bendtnermania!!

Postby CynicalGooner » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:48 pm

#YaGunnersYa
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