Goonersworld

Bit strange that the same man that's rated himself as "average" during his time at Arsenal now thinks he's too good for the bench.

Tells you what he thinks of the rest of the squad...

I've always felt that expecting yourself to start every game is very disrespectful towards the teammates. You're basically saying that you're the best there.

After playing as shit as he has done, since, well, EVER!!! And admitting it, how can he expect to get ahead of Gervinho who f**king rules the left wing!

We can now add "crazy" to the list of adjectives that preceed his name. Crazy, lazy, fat, midget Arshavin!

Some people are just like that...

I had a girl I coached this year that wanted to play CM. She was behind a girl on the squad who was a 4 year starter, had a full athletic scholarship to a division one school since her sophomore year, had been playing since she was 5, was a county all-star last year, was all first team all district this year, our leading goal scorer and team captain...

Now the girl that wanted to play was about 25lbs overweight, always had an excuse not to do conditioning, (shin splints, I have to go to the bathroom, you name it) had no idea how to even kick a ball, toe-balled everything.


After the first game she was pissed at me and the other coach because we didn't play her over the team captain, and even had the nerve to confront us...

It took all my nerve to bite my tongue and just say, well you need to prove to us you are ready.

Some people just have no self-awareness.

Bet you cracked up after she left. You must have thought it was a wind up.



I can imagine it being a case of "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh.... you're serious..."

You have no idea...

Me and the other coach had to get a beer after that one.

I mean, go find some random 14 year old girl who's never even jogged 100 yards in her life, that the athletic ability of this girl. And the starter was easily as good as most of he guys that I play with, let alone high school girls... truly a different class than her peers.

I wanted to just say, this isn't some Sunday league team of 10 year olds coached by your parents. We don't care about your feelings, you're not good enough and never will be so just do us a favor and don't come back because I don't feel like babysitting you.

Finished with "It's ok, here's a cheesburger. Now run along!"

Leody wrote:Some people are just like that...

I had a girl I coached this year that wanted to play CM. She was behind a girl on the squad who was a 4 year starter, had a full athletic scholarship to a division one school since her sophomore year, had been playing since she was 5, was a county all-star last year, was all first team all district this year, our leading goal scorer and team captain...

Now the girl that wanted to play was about 25lbs overweight, always had an excuse not to do conditioning, (shin splints, I have to go to the bathroom, you name it) had no idea how to even kick a ball, toe-balled everything.


After the first game she was pissed at me and the other coach because we didn't play her over the team captain, and even had the nerve to confront us...

It took all my nerve to bite my tongue and just say, well you need to prove to us you are ready.

Some people just have no self-awareness.

paedophile

Est83 wrote:Finished with "It's ok, here's a cheesburger. Now run along!"

I don't know if run is the verb I'd choose though.