I feel old...do you?

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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Dejan » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:34 pm

Bang her for me

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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby UFGN » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:58 pm

StLGooner wrote:
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StLGooner wrote:My son just turned 20, and the following day I matched with a 21 y/o on Tinder. What a time to be alive.

#41isthenew21



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Pedo ;)



Ha! 21 is too young. I draw the line at 30 honestly. Her profile said 31, but she messaged and said she was really 21, but liked older men. Probably just a gold digger, but made me feel good for a second, not going to lie. Ha!


Bang her

Would be rude not to

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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby DiamondGooner » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:27 am

I slept with a 22 yr old girl in February, was great tbf.

Speaking of getting old I've for the first time got gout in my toe, I mean what the hell. :doh:

Getting older should come with a warning sign.
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby UFGN » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:56 am

Got a proper 90s injury yesterday

Burned my fingers on a pop tart ffs. Theyre lethal. I picked it out of the toaster and it instantly welded itself to my fingers. Ridiculous invention..... why would you sell something that burns everyone by default?
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby LMAO » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:20 am

Good. That's what you get. Who tf heats up Pop-Tarts?

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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby LMAO » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:23 am

StLGooner wrote:
UFGN wrote:
StLGooner wrote:My son just turned 20, and the following day I matched with a 21 y/o on Tinder. What a time to be alive.

#41isthenew21



:1990_dancing.gif:


Pedo ;)



Ha! 21 is too young. I draw the line at 30 honestly. Her profile said 31, but she messaged and said she was really 21, but liked older men. Probably just a gold digger, but made me feel good for a second, not going to lie. Ha!


$5 says she has daddy issues.

So you should bone her to confirm my suspicions lmao
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Nuggets » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:56 am

Dejan wrote:Bang her for me

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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Rockape » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:18 am

And me! I spend my waking hours regretting those missed opportunities of my youth that aren’t going to come along any more! :rolleyes:
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Phil71 » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:56 pm

Take her home and put your Barry White album on.
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby StLGooner » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:00 pm

Jeez guys talk about pressure!! Pffftttt!!!
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Phil71 » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:17 pm



StLGooner sings for the ladies.
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Pat Rice in Short Shorts » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:25 pm

Leody wrote:When I started driving gas was $1.00 per gallon here in the states...

It's not down to the lowest it's been in ages at $2.00 but I have paid as much as $3.80...

When you spend $50 to fill a Honda Civic something is wrong...



It was 50 cents in 1977 when I first came to the US. My first car was $8000 new. Wages were $2.20 an hour. That gallon of fuel now is cheaper than a gallon of water. The same level of car is now $40,000 but lasts four times as long and has all the do-dads. Most starting wages here in our burg are $16 and higher.

It is all relative, especially as most people make far more money as they advance in life.

We used to run a business in the Bahamas, fuel was $12 a gallon eight years ago. We passed that cost on to clients, but the average Bahamian dive fisherman was working 6 hours a day to pay for boat fuel and only made a profit on perhaps two hours of each day.
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Pat Rice in Short Shorts » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:30 pm

DiamondGooner wrote:I slept with a 22 yr old girl in February, was great tbf.

Speaking of getting old I've for the first time got gout in my toe, I mean what the hell. :doh:

Getting older should come with a warning sign.


Gout IS your warning! :lol: The other warning signs are more subtle and slightly painful increasing year after year like a frog being boiled.


Health is indeed the most precious asset anyone can possess.

Did the girl at least rub your gout foot after? :dontknow:
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Rockape » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:40 pm

I don't think it was his gout she was rubbing! :redface:
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Re: I feel old...do you?

Postby Pat Rice in Short Shorts » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:27 pm

Rockape wrote:I don't think it was his gout she was rubbing! :redface:



:rofll: Kinky if it was!
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