White dog turds

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HAVE YOU SEEN A WHITE DOG TURD?

I AM AGED OVER 30 AND I HAVE SEEN A WHITE DOG TURD
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I AM AGED UNDER 30 AND I HAVE SEEN A WHITE DOG TURD
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White dog turds

Postby UFGN » Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:04 am

When I was a kid in London in the 80's, white dog turds were a fact of life. Usually found on the street or in allies, they defied logic but factually, there they were. Like the unbelievable fact that Denilson played nearly 100 first team matches for Arsenal, the white dog turd would be there and there was no explanation.

But now they are no more. Like the paraffin heater or the ZX Spectrum, this icon of 80s culture has vanished

Lets see if they truly are no more or if this wonder of nature has been witnessed by our younger members
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Re: White dog turds

Postby Va-Va-Voom » Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:08 am

I'd usually see them in my local park, more often in grassy areas.

I always thought it was mold?
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Re: White dog turds

Postby UFGN » Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:12 am

Va-Va-Voom wrote:I'd usually see them in my local park, more often in grassy areas.

I always thought it was mold?


One explanation that Ive heard is that it because of sun bleaching, and the reason you dont see them so much now is because they are cleaned up quicker
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Re: White dog turds

Postby VCC » Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:41 am

Thought they played up the road
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Re: White dog turds

Postby Va-Va-Voom » Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:56 am

VCC wrote:Thought they played up the road


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Re: White dog turds

Postby Arsenal Tone » Thu Nov 05, 2020 6:18 pm

zx spectrum +2
Raya/Ramsdale
White/Tomiyasu--Saliba/Timber--Gabriel/Kiwior--???/Zinchenko
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Re: White dog turds

Postby UFGN » Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:32 pm

Tony Adams wrote:zx spectrum +2


Oh Mummy :hail:

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Re: White dog turds

Postby Arsenal Tone » Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:44 pm

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Re: White dog turds

Postby Arsenal Tone » Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:45 pm

Was there a game called 'Blitz' or was that on the Amiga 1200?
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Re: White dog turds

Postby UFGN » Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:42 am

Tony Adams wrote:Was there a game called 'Blitz' or was that on the Amiga 1200?


That wasnt a spectrum game iirc

BTW the picture on that box above should have landed the producers in court. Outrageous lies!!! As if you got graphics like that :rofll:
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Re: White dog turds

Postby starmandb » Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:12 pm

Dogs don’t get bones from the butchers like they used to for fear of them splintering and getting stuck in the dogs throat.
Dogs eat more prepared foods now
So the calcium they receive is much more measured,
It’s the rejected calcium that used to make the poo’s white
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Re: White dog turds

Postby UFGN » Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:41 pm

starmandb wrote:Dogs don’t get bones from the butchers like they used to for fear of them splintering and getting stuck in the dogs throat.
Dogs eat more prepared foods now
So the calcium they receive is much more measured,
It’s the rejected calcium that used to make the poo’s white


I saw that on Reddit but I'm not convinced its the reason
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Re: White dog turds

Postby Callum » Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:24 pm

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Re: White dog turds

Postby starmandb » Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:23 am

UFGN wrote:
starmandb wrote:Dogs don’t get bones from the butchers like they used to for fear of them splintering and getting stuck in the dogs throat.
Dogs eat more prepared foods now
So the calcium they receive is much more measured,
It’s the rejected calcium that used to make the poo’s white


I saw that on Reddit but I'm not convinced its the reason

Reddit?
How very dare you
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