Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

[StLGooner]

Warning shot to the back leg first. Then if he doesn't comply, lights out!!

[UFGN]

A squirrel did all that? Really?

Does the squirrel have stripes, whiskers and a collar and answer to the name of Tiddles by any chance?

[Nuggets]

Ill kill you phil

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[Phil71]

A squirrel did all that? Really?

Does the squirrel have stripes, whiskers and a collar and answer to the name of Tiddles by any chance?

Definitely.

I've seen it in action.

[CynicalGooner]

If you're gonna off him, be a man about it and fight him to the death with your bare hands. Clever f***er deserves a trial by combat

[UFGN]

If you're gonna off him, be a man about it and fight him to the death with your bare hands. Clever f***er deserves a trial by combat

Scenes when the squirrel sends one of his mates who happens to be a 10 stone rottweiler to fight in his place

[CynicalGooner]

And the rottweiler sticks his thumbs in Phil's eyes

RIP

[Phil71]

I can control dogs like Ace Ventura.

[Phil71]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science/bea ... -down.html

See. I could have saved the environment by shooting Cyril and eating him.

[LMAO]

I tried to tell you. Even gave you a recipe for squirrel pot pie lol