Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

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Should Cyril the squirrel meet his maker?

Poll ended at Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:16 pm

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Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:16 pm

A grey squirrel keeps coming into my garden and causing damage.

He’s uprooted flower bulbs, pulled flowers out, digs holes in my lawn and shits everywhere.

So do I get my air rifle out and get rid of him with a well aimed .22 slug to the temple, or put up with it as it’s all part of life’s great circle?

His fate is in your hands.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Nuggets » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:25 pm

Hes gorra go lol
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Dejan » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:07 am

Leave him ffs

who cares about a garden
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Sims » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:15 am

Dejan wrote:Leave him ffs

who cares about a garden
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Zedie » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:40 am

A mans home is his castle. Cyril knows the risks hes taking when he violates Phil's territory.

Hes been warned enough times now. Live by the flower bulb die by the flower bulb.

@ Phil you sure it's a squirrel? Sounds like fox behaviour although I know squirrels can be little c**** at the best of times.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:15 pm

It’s definitely the squirrel.

I’ve seen him at it.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Zedie » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:19 pm

Aren't there other ways to get rid rather than shoot it? Ie put down predator scent (I'm sure you can buy this from garden centres).

I only say this because it's one squirrel, but more will return eventually. A blanket deterrent might be better as theres always more squirrels to come after that one gets it.

That or get a dog. Squirrel wont f**k with a dog plus the markings they leave in the garden should deter more than just squirrels...
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Jedi » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:21 pm

Phil71 wrote:A grey squirrel keeps coming into my garden and causing damage.

He’s uprooted flower bulbs, pulled flowers out, digs holes in my lawn and shits everywhere.

So do I get my air rifle out and get rid of him with a well aimed .22 slug to the temple, or put up with it as it’s all part of life’s great circle?

His fate is in your hands.

Buy a squirrel trap and catch it. Then release it in the wild.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Rockape » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:31 pm

It’s not cool to shoot Cyril!
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Nuggets » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:42 pm

Perhaps you need a squirrelinator
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:47 pm

Zedie wrote:Aren't there other ways to get rid rather than shoot it? Ie put down predator scent (I'm sure you can buy this from garden centres).

I only say this because it's one squirrel, but more will return eventually. A blanket deterrent might be better as theres always more squirrels to come after that one gets it.

That or get a dog. Squirrel wont f**k with a dog plus the markings they leave in the garden should deter more than just squirrels...


I've got a dog. A bulky staffy x. He couldn't catch a cold.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:49 pm

Jedi wrote:
Phil71 wrote:A grey squirrel keeps coming into my garden and causing damage.

He’s uprooted flower bulbs, pulled flowers out, digs holes in my lawn and shits everywhere.

So do I get my air rifle out and get rid of him with a well aimed .22 slug to the temple, or put up with it as it’s all part of life’s great circle?

His fate is in your hands.

Buy a squirrel trap and catch it. Then release it in the wild.


That's actually against the law.

If I caught it in a trap I'd have to kill it.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby LMAO » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:38 pm

https://www.ediblecommunities.com/recipes/squirrel-pot-pie/

And then move to Appalachia, buy a straw hat, and learn how to play the banjo as you embrace your newfound hillbilly life :grin:
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:30 am

LMAO wrote:https://www.ediblecommunities.com/recipes/squirrel-pot-pie/

And then move to Appalachia, buy a straw hat, and learn how to play the banjo as you embrace your newfound hillbilly life :grin:


I've eaten rabbit many times. Never squirell.

I'm sure it'd be very nice.

Not sure Cyril will give me the 1 ¹/² lbs of meat I need for that recipe though. Might be enough for a sandwich.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Dejan » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:36 am

Ill kill you phil

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