Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

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Should Cyril the squirrel meet his maker?

Poll ended at Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:16 pm

Save Cyril
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63%
Shoot the bastard
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38%
 
Total votes : 8

Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby StLGooner » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:25 pm

Warning shot to the back leg first. Then if he doesn't comply, lights out!!
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby UFGN » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:30 pm

A squirrel did all that? Really?

Does the squirrel have stripes, whiskers and a collar and answer to the name of Tiddles by any chance?
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Nuggets » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:04 pm

Dejan wrote:Ill kill you phil

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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:19 pm

UFGN wrote:A squirrel did all that? Really?

Does the squirrel have stripes, whiskers and a collar and answer to the name of Tiddles by any chance?


Definitely.

I've seen it in action.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby CynicalGooner » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:22 pm

If you're gonna off him, be a man about it and fight him to the death with your bare hands. Clever f***er deserves a trial by combat
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby UFGN » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:28 pm

CynicalGooner wrote:If you're gonna off him, be a man about it and fight him to the death with your bare hands. Clever f***er deserves a trial by combat


Scenes when the squirrel sends one of his mates who happens to be a 10 stone rottweiler to fight in his place
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby CynicalGooner » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:35 pm

And the rottweiler sticks his thumbs in Phil's eyes

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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:21 pm

I can control dogs like Ace Ventura.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby Phil71 » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:55 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science/bea ... -down.html

See. I could have saved the environment by shooting Cyril and eating him.
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Re: Cyril the squirrel - life or death?

Postby LMAO » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:02 pm

I tried to tell you. Even gave you a recipe for squirrel pot pie lol
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