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Re: Oddly enough

Postby LMAO » Tue May 05, 2020 1:58 am

Don't stick your dick in crazy:
Former Schalke defender Hiannick Kamba has been found to be alive and well four years after being pronounced dead in a car accident.

The Congolese defender, who was a team-mate of Manuel Neuer during the goalkeeper's time at Schalke, was declared dead in January 2016 following an apparent crash in his home country.

At the time, his club, eighth-tier side VfB Huls, reported that the former Schalke youth player had tragically passed in the accident, but Kamba has now been found alive in Gelsenkirchen as prosecutors now launch an investigation.

Prosecutor Anette Milk says that the case is now being investigated against Kamba's ex-wife, who is said to have collected a six-figure life insurance payment after Kamba's supposed death.

The ex-wife claims she realised that she was eligible the life insurance payout after the news broke and presented documents to the insurance company to prove his death. Now, however, she is accused of fraud, with reports stating that the documents may have been forged.

“The accused is accused of fraud, but she denies the fact. The proceedings are still ongoing,” Milk told Bild. “[Kamba] stated that his companions had left him during the night while on a trip to the interior of the Congo in January 2016 and they took his papers, money and telephone.”

According to Bild, Kamba, now 33, will be named as a witness in the investigation of the case. Kamba submitted an application to return to Germany in 2018 and, following a number of obstacles in the process, recently settled back in Gelsenkirchen.

The former right-back is back at his old job now that he has resettled in Germany, working as a chemical technician for an energy supply company.

Kamba and his parents fled the Congo in 1986, but his family was deported back to the African country in 2005.

However, Kamba was allowed to stay in Germany thanks to his youth team status at Schalke, as he was granted asylum and residency rights.

It was at Schalke that he played alongside Bayern star Neuer, who was a member of the club from 1991-2001.

Kamba spent his entire senior career playing for a variety of clubs across Germany's lower leagues.

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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Tue May 05, 2020 10:06 am

So the question is - who's body was in the car?
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby LMAO » Wed May 20, 2020 4:52 am

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52702075

You could say FC Seoul really blew this one.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Wed May 20, 2020 6:33 am

LMAO wrote:https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52702075

You could say FC Seoul really blew this one.


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Two of them are doing Nazi salutes.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Fri May 29, 2020 3:41 pm

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house.

They had been hired to carry out a client's fantasy of being tied up in his underwear and stroked with a broom.

The judge concluded that "the facts of the case are unusual".

The role play was arranged over Facebook by a man near Griffith, New South Wales, who provided his address to the hired pair.

"He was willing to pay A$5,000 if it was 'really good'," the judge said.

However, the client moved to another address 50km (30 miles) away without updating the two men. They then entered a home on the street of the original address.

A lawyer for Terrence Leroy, one of the accused, said: "It was a commercial agreement to tie up and stroke a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom. Entry was not with intent to intimidate."



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Re: Oddly enough

Postby LMAO » Fri May 29, 2020 4:58 pm

:rofll:

That would be an amazing comedy skit.

"Wtf? Honey, we have robbers!"

"No, no, we're not here to rob."

"Well then, why'd you break into my house?"

"To tie you down and give you a handy with a broom."

"..."

"Hey man, you paid for it :dontknow: "
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Zenith » Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:46 am

New York Post

‘Incel’ blew off hand making explosives to target ‘hot cheerleaders’: feds

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A sexually frustrated Virginia man blew off a hand while trying to make homemade explosives — ones he planned to use on a revenge attack on “hot cheerleaders,” according to federal prosecutors.

Cole Carini, 23, went to a health clinic in Richlands last Wednesday suffering from an amputated hand, amputated fingers on the opposite hand, and shrapnel wounds to the neck and throat, the Department of Justice said.

He claimed it was from a devastating lawnmower accident — but investigators found his garden overgrown, they say.

Instead, they found evidence of a recent explosion, with explosives materials, rusty nails, pipes and pieces of flesh, prosecutors said.

They also found parts of a scorched letter that referenced tension “as he now approached the stage of hot cheerleaders,” according to court documents.

“I will not be afraid of the consequences no matter what I will be heroic I will make a statement like Elliott Rodgers [sic],” he allegedly wrote, referring to the 22-year-old killer hailed as a leader of the “incel” movement.

Rodger killed himself in 2014 after killing six, including two women outside a sorority house near Santa Barbara, California.

He left behind a manifesto that has been a rallying point for the online “incels” — short for “involuntarily celibate” — who justify violence against women as revenge for rejecting them as sexual partners.

Carini was charged with making false statements to law enforcement. Online court records show he is being held in custody pending appointment of an attorney.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Nuggets » Mon Jun 08, 2020 1:19 pm

Zenith wrote:New York Post

‘Incel’ blew off hand making explosives to target ‘hot cheerleaders’: feds

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A sexually frustrated Virginia man blew off a hand while trying to make homemade explosives — ones he planned to use on a revenge attack on “hot cheerleaders,” according to federal prosecutors.

Cole Carini, 23, went to a health clinic in Richlands last Wednesday suffering from an amputated hand, amputated fingers on the opposite hand, and shrapnel wounds to the neck and throat, the Department of Justice said.

He claimed it was from a devastating lawnmower accident — but investigators found his garden overgrown, they say.

Instead, they found evidence of a recent explosion, with explosives materials, rusty nails, pipes and pieces of flesh, prosecutors said.

They also found parts of a scorched letter that referenced tension “as he now approached the stage of hot cheerleaders,” according to court documents.

“I will not be afraid of the consequences no matter what I will be heroic I will make a statement like Elliott Rodgers [sic],” he allegedly wrote, referring to the 22-year-old killer hailed as a leader of the “incel” movement.

Rodger killed himself in 2014 after killing six, including two women outside a sorority house near Santa Barbara, California.

He left behind a manifesto that has been a rallying point for the online “incels” — short for “involuntarily celibate” — who justify violence against women as revenge for rejecting them as sexual partners.

Carini was charged with making false statements to law enforcement. Online court records show he is being held in custody pending appointment of an attorney.


Nice to have a bit of good news for a change :clap:
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:57 pm

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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Zenith » Mon Jun 22, 2020 1:52 pm

The most American solution to an unusual problem.

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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:11 pm

The locals should have eaten it.

"What's for dinner Dad?" :biggrin:

"Vera Lynn." :shifty:

"Oh no...not whale meat again." :(
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Zenith » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:36 pm

Phil71 wrote:The locals should have eaten it.

"What's for dinner Dad?" :biggrin:

"Vera Lynn." :shifty:

"Oh no...not whale meat again." :(

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2:10 "All right, Fred. You can take your hands [sic] out of your ears!"
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:59 am

A hungry food blogger has defeated one of Britain's biggest fish and chips meals - a 4,000 calorie feast enough to feed a family-of-five.

Slimline Kate Ovens, famed for taking on giant food challenges, polished off the whopping 32oz cod and a mountain of chips.


The big eater is only a size ten but she refuses to let her small frame put her off.

She munched through the giant portion - five times larger than the average serving - in 30 minutes, and then finished it off by downing a pint.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c ... e-22242621


I've got a saveloy for her if she wants it.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Nuggets » Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:18 pm

Phil71 wrote:A hungry food blogger has defeated one of Britain's biggest fish and chips meals - a 4,000 calorie feast enough to feed a family-of-five.

Slimline Kate Ovens, famed for taking on giant food challenges, polished off the whopping 32oz cod and a mountain of chips.


The big eater is only a size ten but she refuses to let her small frame put her off.

She munched through the giant portion - five times larger than the average serving - in 30 minutes, and then finished it off by downing a pint.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c ... e-22242621


I've got a saveloy for her if she wants it.

:rofll: :rofll:
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby VCC » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:22 pm

Nuggets wrote:
Phil71 wrote:A hungry food blogger has defeated one of Britain's biggest fish and chips meals - a 4,000 calorie feast enough to feed a family-of-five.

Slimline Kate Ovens, famed for taking on giant food challenges, polished off the whopping 32oz cod and a mountain of chips.


The big eater is only a size ten but she refuses to let her small frame put her off.

She munched through the giant portion - five times larger than the average serving - in 30 minutes, and then finished it off by downing a pint.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c ... e-22242621


I've got a saveloy for her if she wants it.

:rofll: :rofll:

:lol: :1970_two_smileys_drinking_beer_together.gif:
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