Oddly enough

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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:58 am

A suspected drug carrier has been arrested after crashing a van packed with A$200m (£112m; $140m) of methamphetamine into a patrol car parked outside a police station in Sydney, Australia.

The 28-year-old driver hit the police car at speed, crushing its bonnet, on Monday before racing off.

Police caught him an hour later in Eastwood, a suburb in the city's north.

A search of the van uncovered 273kg of meth.

The man, who has not been named, faced court on Tuesday charged with drug supply and negligent driving offences.


You couldn't make it up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49079926
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Nuggets » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:29 am

Phil71 wrote:
A suspected drug carrier has been arrested after crashing a van packed with A$200m (£112m; $140m) of methamphetamine into a patrol car parked outside a police station in Sydney, Australia.

The 28-year-old driver hit the police car at speed, crushing its bonnet, on Monday before racing off.

Police caught him an hour later in Eastwood, a suburb in the city's north.

A search of the van uncovered 273kg of meth.

The man, who has not been named, faced court on Tuesday charged with drug supply and negligent driving offences.


You couldn't make it up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49079926


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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:07 pm

A drug dealer in Brazil was caught trying to escape from the jail where he was locked up by disguising himself as his 19-year-old daughter.

Prison authorities in Rio de Janeiro released a video showing the inmate wearing a wig, a silicone mask, a bra and a tight-fitting T-shirt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-49234874
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:35 pm

Woman boiled her knickers in a hotel room kettle when she didn't have a clean pair.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/12/woman-bo ... -10556790/


What a tramp
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby StLGooner » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:44 pm

See I think a tramp wouldn't have cleaned them at all and just put the dirty ones back on.

This lady was just being clever! ;)
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:59 pm

StLGooner wrote:See I think a tramp wouldn't have cleaned them at all and just put the dirty ones back on.

This lady was just being clever! ;)


Well, I wonder if you would be so admiring if you'd taken that room after her and made some coffee.

You might wonder where that hair in your mouth came from.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby StLGooner » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:12 pm

Assuming of course that she had pubic hair, and also assuming that one fell off, and then also assuming that the one that fell off was still attached to the knickers at the time. But in reality, I'm sure nobody would have noticed either way.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby UFGN » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:49 pm

Im in a hotel room right now

That post has cost me €4 cos ive raided the minibar instead of having a cup of tea
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:06 pm

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Re: Oddly enough

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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Nuggets » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:58 pm

UFGN wrote:Im in a hotel room right now

That post has cost me €4 cos ive raided the minibar instead of having a cup of tea


Well done, play safe. :biggrin:
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby LMAO » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:17 am

Julia Roberts once floated for role as African-American slavery hero Harriet Tubman

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-film-harriet-julia-roberts-idUSKBN1XU2DT

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I can see the resemblance.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Phil71 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:22 am

LMAO wrote:Julia Roberts once floated for role as African-American slavery hero Harriet Tubman

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-film-harriet-julia-roberts-idUSKBN1XU2DT

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I can see the resemblance.


Nothing wrong with it.

Harry Enfield played Nelson Mandela really well.

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Re: Oddly enough

Postby StLGooner » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:58 pm

Can you imagine the backlash if that happened? There were people talking about it on the radio yesterday that were furious that it was even a thought.
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Re: Oddly enough

Postby Zenith » Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:31 am

The Guardian

One banana, what could it cost? $120,000 – if it's art

Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan’s work, Comedian, a piece of fruit duct-taped to a wall, has been snapped up at Art Basel in Miami

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Sometimes a banana is just a banana. And sometimes, like the one duct-taped to a wall that sold for $120,000 this week, it’s an expensive piece of art.

The questionably genius work by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan was being shown by the international gallery Perrotin at Art Basel in Miami when it was sold. One in a series of three, a second version of the piece has also been sold for a similar price, Perrotin told the Guardian.

Titled Comedian, it calls to mind the old Lucile Bluth Arrested Development gag about rich people not knowing the price of a banana. Cattelan has said he purchased the fruit at a local market, probably for around $0.30.

Gallery founder Emmanuel Perrotin told CNN that bananas are “a symbol of global trade, a double entendre, as well as a classic device for humor”.
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Cattelan is well known for his mirthful, often comically ironic work, including most infamously of late a fully functional 18-karat gold toilet titled America, which visitors to the Guggenheim were encouraged to use. (The toilet was recently stolen from an exhibition in England.) In a 1999 piece, Cattelan duct-taped famed Italian gallerist Massimo De Carlo to the walls of his own gallery.

A spokesperson for the gallery explained the context of the piece being shown among the most prestigious works at Art Basel – the first time Cattelan has shown at an art fair like it in 15 years – added to the meaning of the work, creating commentary about how we value objects.

“Maurizio’s work is not just about objects, but about how objects move through the world,” Emmanuel Perrotin added. “Whether affixed to the wall of an art fair booth or displayed on the cover of the New York Post, Maurizio forces us to question how value is placed on material goods. The spectacle, which has been orchestrated so beautifully, is as much a part of the work as the banana.”
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