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Sims wrote:surprised cal ain't posted the chrisgif yet

Nah GoonerAlexis basically called me out for bullying last time I posted it so I daren't do it again x

Quickest I've ever gotten through an 8-PG thread (on Tapatalk anyway!). More entertaining than Utd losing today :ROFL: .

Bit sad that it's almost certainly bullshit. Dad in law locks the door and you don't have a key??

Wife shuts you down over the phone? Even if the wife was domineering, most guys can still muster up the guts not take any shit over the phone!

ChrisSuperG wrote:He's using my computer and smoking. We don't even smoke in this house

Oh my I actually laughed out loud to that, if only there was a "When your father in law is more Thug than you" gif

Oh well this will have to do, did he look you dead in the eye like this when he slammed the door in your face?

Cracks me up every time ↑

This thread.

Am I the only one disappointed with the lack of updates?

DiamondGooner wrote:

ChrisSuperG wrote:He's using my computer and smoking. We don't even smoke in this house

Oh my I actually laughed out loud to that, if only there was a "When your father in law is more Thug than you" gif

Oh well this will have to do, did he look you dead in the eye like this when he slammed the door in your face?

Thanks for lighting up my holocaust week with this, actually laughed my ass off.

They are still here and he tried to get in my office again yesterday but I locked it. Then when I got home he asked why I locked the room because he wanted to use the internet and I said it's for my work. He replied "I also have work to do, will you give me the key". I made a guest account for him on the computer instead of grabbing a knife from my kitchen and stabbing him to death.

I hate this man.

ChrisSuperG wrote:Thanks for lighting up my holocaust week with this, actually laughed my ass off.

They are still here and he tried to get in my office again yesterday but I locked it. Then when I got home he asked why I locked the room because he wanted to use the internet and I said it's for my work. He replied "I also have work to do, will you give me the key". I made a guest account for him on the computer instead of grabbing a knife from my kitchen and stabbing him to death.

I hate this man.

Dominated in your own domain by an old man. Deary me.

ChrisSuperG wrote:

DiamondGooner wrote:

ChrisSuperG wrote:He's using my computer and smoking. We don't even smoke in this house

Oh my I actually laughed out loud to that, if only there was a "When your father in law is more Thug than you" gif

Oh well this will have to do, did he look you dead in the eye like this when he slammed the door in your face?

Thanks for lighting up my holocaust week with this, actually laughed my ass off.

They are still here and he tried to get in my office again yesterday but I locked it. Then when I got home he asked why I locked the room because he wanted to use the internet and I said it's for my work. He replied "I also have work to do, will you give me the key". I made a guest account for him on the computer instead of grabbing a knife from my kitchen and stabbing him to death.

I hate this man.

Any news on how long they are there for?

Sure told him with that guest account thing.

This beta thread is an insta-classic.

Est83 wrote:Sure told him with that guest account thing.

Apparently they are off to cornwall for a week from saturday but then coming back for my wifes birthday.

She put an ash tray in my study for her dad. Since we moved in (18 months ago) i've had to smoke outside. I wish there was an ammu-nation around here.

Time to put ashtrays in every room mate.

AND THE YOU GOTTA f***ing DROP KICK THAT S.O.B!!!!!!!!!!!

Quite frankly I think you need to beat your wife first and foremost then the father will know what sort of man he's dealing with and won't mess with you anymore.

When she's walking around in the morning in the breakfast room with a black eye and says "Urrhm I fell" just look the father dead in the eye and grin.