Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Callum » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:31 pm

Pump poison gas under the door. He started it.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Royal Gooner » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:33 pm

Shut off the electricity. That might get him to come out if he has no light to do whatever it is hes doing in there. Or if you have a phone in the office, ring it see if he answers.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby ChrisSuperG » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:36 pm

Wife is home now, should I tell her what he was upto or will she think i'm trying to go against him? I've Had to forget my work for tonight. Means i'm double busy tomorrow which is horrendous. Just got in bed to watch the United game, knackered.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Callum » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:37 pm

ChrisSuperG wrote:Wife is home now, should I tell her what he was upto or will she think i'm trying to go against him? I've Had to forget my work for tonight. Means i'm double busy tomorrow which is horrendous. Just got in bed to watch the United game, knackered.

Man up ffs and kill the guy

Or at least maim him
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Trina » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:40 pm

ChrisSuperG wrote:Wife is home now, should I tell her what he was upto or will she think i'm trying to go against him? I've Had to forget my work for tonight. Means i'm double busy tomorrow which is horrendous. Just got in bed to watch the United game, knackered.



Tell her the truth, he has been looking at porn all day. Or rather you and the Mrs..
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Git » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:41 pm

Put super glue on your mouse when you go to work tomorrow.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Pudpop » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:30 pm

Git wrote:Put super glue on your mouse when you go to work tomorrow.


:grin:

Harmless pranks could be a good solution... remove some of the tension.

Either that or you'll find out he's a soulless c*** with no sense of humour.

Better to know than not to...
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby DiamondGooner » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:42 pm

Dejan wrote:Seeems like you have some marriage issues aswell


:rofll: :rofll: :rofll:

Tomorrow's new Thread.

"Father in law's daughter starting to be very difficult"

Me personally I'd have told him straight, "I have work to do and it can't wait so you'll have to excuse me".

That's me being diplomatic but if your wife wears the daddy pants in your relationship which a lot of them do these days (I blame the metro sexual guys ) then your screwed pal.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Schlandi » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:09 pm

Va-Va-Voom wrote:You are the ultimate beta male.

Banished from your own domain.


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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Cripps » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:22 pm

Bit of a weird problem.

Honesty is the best policy so tell the c*** to f**k off out of here before you are the meat in a daughter/mum sandwich.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Big17 » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:58 pm

Back inn this thread.

See's OP still hasn't delivered a roundhouse kick.

Shakes head.

Leaves thread.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Est83 » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:09 am

There has to be some kicking. I mean, all this build up, and no kicking?
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Est83 » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:11 am

Git wrote:
Sims wrote:yeah cause it's all made up that's why

No Sims. Don't be that guy.


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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Sims » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:13 am

surprised cal ain't posted the chrisgif yet
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Est83 » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:15 am

Trina wrote:
ChrisSuperG wrote:Wife is home now, should I tell her what he was upto or will she think i'm trying to go against him? I've Had to forget my work for tonight. Means i'm double busy tomorrow which is horrendous. Just got in bed to watch the United game, knackered.



Tell her the truth, he has been looking at porn all day. Or rather you and the Mrs..


This is a good point. Can anyone prove that all that porn on the history was there before he used your computer?

Bring it up at breakfast tomorrow, as calm as you like "that was an awful lot of porn you were looking at yesterday! It's really slowed my computer down... still, it's impressive nonetheless. Good man!"
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