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Re: In the news today....

Postby UFGN » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:19 pm

The dogs probably woke up next morning with a monster hangover

"Oi Rex, did that really happen last night? You and Digger and that old bint?"

"I don't want to talk about it. All I remember is I had too much Charley and too many red bulls and I was feckin steaming. Anyway you can talk, you pervert... We all remember you getting next door's cat off its face on catnip and taking advantage"
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Re: In the news today....

Postby DiamondGooner » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:01 pm



This is why I'm losing faith in humanity.

A pet shagging party ............

I mean ....... I just can't. :doh:
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Re: In the news today....

Postby Cripps » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:36 pm

How does one go about getting an invite to one of these parties?

For research purposes of course.
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Re: In the news today....

Postby DiamondGooner » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:22 am

Cripps wrote:How does one go about getting an invite to one of these parties?

For research purposes of course.


A real man doesn't "go to" one of these parties, a real man would host one ..........

Get it together Cripps, if you want something make it happen otherwise you'll be 70 yrs old saying "I wish I did that".
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Re: In the news today....

Postby LMAO » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:28 am

DiamondGooner wrote:
Cripps wrote:How does one go about getting an invite to one of these parties?

For research purposes of course.


A real man doesn't "go to" one of these parties, a real man would host one ..........

Get it together Cripps, if you want something make it happen otherwise you'll be 70 yrs old saying "I wish I did that".


Could probably just hop on over to Wales and find a few sheep to get rowdy with.
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Re: In the news today....

Postby DiamondGooner » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:21 pm

Sheep are frigid though, dogs are always up for it.
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Re: In the news today....

Postby UFGN » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:11 pm

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39603942

Kelvin MacKenzie at it again. You'd think what he published re Hillsborough would be enough to have him retire in shame

What a clown

Columnist Kelvin MacKenzie has been suspended by The Sun after he expressed "wrong" and "unfunny" views about the people of Liverpool.

In an article published on Friday, MacKenzie compared Everton midfielder Ross Barkley, who has a grandfather born in Nigeria, to a "gorilla".

He said men with similar "pay packets" in Liverpool were "drug dealers".
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Re: In the news today....

Postby Andrew » Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:54 am

DiamondGooner wrote:


This is why I'm losing faith in humanity.

A pet shagging party ............

I mean ....... I just can't. :doh:


:rofll: :rofll:
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Re: In the news today....

Postby 22-0 » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:17 pm

red rocket anyone?
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Re: In the news today....

Postby Yago » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:54 am

so, they arrested a guy for the bvb team bus attack thing
seems he tried to do this to crash the team's stock prices so he could make some money
what has the world come to
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Re: In the news today....

Postby Highbury Hillbilly » Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:32 pm

Yago wrote:so, they arrested a guy for the bvb team bus attack thing
seems he tried to do this to crash the team's stock prices so he could make some money
what has the world come to

He tried a non-violent way to crash their stock first, but Wenger insisted that Wilshere would be returning to Arsenal.
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Re: In the news today....

Postby Royal Gooner » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:24 pm

Le Pen and Macron in the French run-off election.
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Re: In the news today....

Postby Jedi » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:11 pm

Serbia cucked by French court, they refused to extradite Ramush Haradinaj, a former guerrilla commander who's been acquitted of charges that he had tortured and killed Serbs during Kosovo’s war.

Prediciton: There will be another war on Balkans. Too much is happening lately and there's been several escalations in tensions between Serbia and Kosovo/Albania.

Quote this post after i get killed on the main front after being drafted by the Serbian army lads
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Re: In the news today....

Postby Pudpop » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:16 pm

Get out of there then. Come chill on the beach with me here in Cape Town
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Re: In the news today....

Postby UFGN » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:21 pm

Jedieurokrem wrote:Serbia cucked by French court, they refused to extradite Ramush Haradinaj, a former guerrilla commander who's been acquitted of charges that he had tortured and killed Serbs during Kosovo’s war.

Prediciton: There will be another war on Balkans. Too much is happening lately and there's been several escalations in tensions between Serbia and Kosovo/Albania.

Quote this post after i get killed on the main front after being drafted by the Serbian army lads


Get yourself qualified in an exempt profession

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