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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby DiamondGooner » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:40 am

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Tony_Adams wrote:Anyone on here had the snip? Second kid on the way this year and i'm thinking two is enough!

Is it done in a day? Are you knocked out for it? Is it painful? Does it put you out of action for long?


Do you mean circumcision or chemical castration?

Either way I'd say don't do it. It's not worth surgically or chemically mutilating yourself just because you don't want another child (and of course you may change your mind later).

Personally my view (which may not be for everyone) is that if you don't want any more children, then simply just abstain from committing the act that leads to procreation.


.............. that's like saying if someones overweight that your solution is that they just don't eat ever again.

There must be some kind of story behind your Eunoch like views but that's just not happening for me, poon is half my reason for existing.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Zedie » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:47 am

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Royal Gooner wrote:
Tony_Adams wrote:Anyone on here had the snip? Second kid on the way this year and i'm thinking two is enough!

Is it done in a day? Are you knocked out for it? Is it painful? Does it put you out of action for long?


Do you mean circumcision or chemical castration?

Either way I'd say don't do it. It's not worth surgically or chemically mutilating yourself just because you don't want another child (and of course you may change your mind later).

Personally my view (which may not be for everyone) is that if you don't want any more children, then simply just abstain from committing the act that leads to procreation.


.............. that's like saying if someones overweight that your solution is that they just don't eat ever again.

There must be some kind of story behind your Eunoch like views but that's just not happening for me, poon is half my reason for existing.


They clamp the tube that let's the sperm flow from the balls into the semen that then gets shot out of your bell end.

You have sex exactly the same way, it's just theres a tiny risk that the woman will get pregnant (probably like 0.005% chance).

It's the responsible thing to do for a man that knows he doesn't want any more children for whatever reason.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby DiamondGooner » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:02 pm

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Royal Gooner wrote:
Tony_Adams wrote:Anyone on here had the snip? Second kid on the way this year and i'm thinking two is enough!

Is it done in a day? Are you knocked out for it? Is it painful? Does it put you out of action for long?


Do you mean circumcision or chemical castration?

Either way I'd say don't do it. It's not worth surgically or chemically mutilating yourself just because you don't want another child (and of course you may change your mind later).

Personally my view (which may not be for everyone) is that if you don't want any more children, then simply just abstain from committing the act that leads to procreation.


.............. that's like saying if someones overweight that your solution is that they just don't eat ever again.

There must be some kind of story behind your Eunoch like views but that's just not happening for me, poon is half my reason for existing.


They clamp the tube that let's the sperm flow from the balls into the semen that then gets shot out of your bell end.

You have sex exactly the same way, it's just theres a tiny risk that the woman will get pregnant (probably like 0.005% chance).

It's the responsible thing to do for a man that knows he doesn't want any more children for whatever reason.


I was talking to RG not PG.

RG basically saying you shouldn't have sex unless your trying to make a baby, I'm asking why he's happy to live like a Eunoch?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Arsenal Tone » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:27 pm

I'm still trying to figure out how he thinks circumcision stops you from having kids :confused:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Dejan » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:33 pm

Pg ffs stop this nonsense



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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby DiamondGooner » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:38 pm

Tony_Adams wrote:I'm still trying to figure out how he thinks circumcision stops you from having kids :confused:


Hmmm maybe that's where I've been going wrong all these years, I've slept with half the town yet no little DG's running around. :(

Blame circumcision.

I'm not even religious either, somewhere along the line I feel my rights have been violated?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Phil71 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:47 pm

Have you seen this Orthodox Jews in Stamford Hill?

If anything circumcision has made them more prolific. They’ve got more kids than the old woman who lived in a shoe.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby StLGooner » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:59 pm

Phil71 wrote:Have you seen this Orthodox Jews in Stamford Hill?

If anything circumcision has made them more prolific. They’ve got more kids than the old woman who lived in a shoe.



Are those the same ones that lick the baby's penis before they cut it?

There is seriously a sect of Jews that do this. It's bat shit crazy!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Phil71 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:05 pm

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Phil71 wrote:Have you seen this Orthodox Jews in Stamford Hill?

If anything circumcision has made them more prolific. They’ve got more kids than the old woman who lived in a shoe.



Are those the same ones that lick the baby's penis before they cut it?

There is seriously a sect of Jews that do this. It's bat shit crazy!


I think the rabbi sucks the blood off after he cuts it.

There was a stink in New York some years ago because several babies contracted herpes as a result.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby UFGN » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:26 pm

The Stamford Hill lot are the full Monty

We're talking absolute top of the range Volvo

Theyve got Beth Din approved kosher bakeries and restaurants, Shomrim security patrol and even their own ambulance
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby StLGooner » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:30 pm

Phil71 wrote:
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Phil71 wrote:Have you seen this Orthodox Jews in Stamford Hill?

If anything circumcision has made them more prolific. They’ve got more kids than the old woman who lived in a shoe.



Are those the same ones that lick the baby's penis before they cut it?

There is seriously a sect of Jews that do this. It's bat shit crazy!


I think the rabbi sucks the blood off after he cuts it.

There was a stink in New York some years ago because several babies contracted herpes as a result.



Ah ok, I knew it was something weird like that.

yes, I remembering reading about that. :(
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby DiamondGooner » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:44 pm

UFGN wrote:The Stamford Hill lot are the full Monty

We're talking absolute top of the range Volvo

Theyve got Beth Din approved kosher bakeries and restaurants, Shomrim security patrol and even their own ambulance


They really don't like integrating do they, own ambulance ffs.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Phil71 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:50 pm

They’re a weird lot, that’s for sure.

But I lived in Stamford Hill for many years, and never had a bit of trouble with them. I washed their cars when I was a kid. The conversation often went;

“Do you want you car washed?”
“How much?”
“£2”
“You can do it for £1”
“I can do it for £3”
“OK £2”
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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Sims » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:21 pm

Every time I’ve seen a family from Stamford hill they’ve all worn glasses

Mum
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Three kids

All with glasses

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Re: General Chit Chat

Postby Phil71 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:24 pm

Sims wrote:Every time I’ve seen a family from Stamford hill they’ve all worn glasses

Mum
Dad
Three kids

All with glasses

Why


Helps them see better?
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