General Chit Chat

[Dynamite]

Cats even try to kill their owners.

Mine used to try to trip me up when I was walking down the stairs.

You must be rich or didn't buy the good tuna you greedy bastard

[StLGooner]

My cat used to claw me in my sleep, right in the face too.

[Phil71]

My cat used to claw me in my sleep, right in the face too.

It’s no wonder people associated them with witches.

[Dejan]

f***ing hate cats

Dogs <3

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[DiamondGooner]

I prefer cats.

Dogs are too much hassle and aren't independent enough and smell up the house more and you have to pick up their sh*t.

Dog: "I may be on a lead and walk beside you but your like that with your wife, As for me, you feed me on command and pick up my sh*t, who's the pet now?"

[Ach]

You have to pick up dog shit

Who the f**k chooses dogs over cats

Dear god

[Va-Va-Voom]

You have to pick up dog shit

Who the f**k chooses dogs over cats

Dear god

Dogs can protect you if shit ever kicks off.

They are the first line of defense for your home, always on point night and day (if you have a proper dog).

Who chooses a cat over a dog?

[Ach]

You have to pick up dog shit

Who the f**k chooses dogs over cats

Dear god

Dogs can protect you if shit ever kicks off.

They are the first line of defense for your home, always on point night and day (if you have a proper dog).

Who chooses a cat over a dog?

Pussy lovers

[Phil71]

Dogs are loyal and will protect your property and your family.

Cats don’t give a shit. If someone who broke into your house and killed you and your family, a cat would rub up against their leg and say, “I never like those c**** anyway... can I have some food?”

[Phil71]

I prefer cats.

Dogs are too much hassle and aren't independent enough and smell up the house more and you have to pick up their sh*t.

Dog: "I may be on a lead and walk beside you but your like that with your wife, As for me, you feed me on command and pick up my sh*t, who's the pet now?"

Cats stink way more than dogs.

[Ach]

I prefer cats.

Dogs are too much hassle and aren't independent enough and smell up the house more and you have to pick up their sh*t.

Dog: "I may be on a lead and walk beside you but your like that with your wife, As for me, you feed me on command and pick up my sh*t, who's the pet now?"

Cats stink way more than dogs.

You have weird cats

[Phil71]

I prefer cats.

Dogs are too much hassle and aren't independent enough and smell up the house more and you have to pick up their sh*t.

Dog: "I may be on a lead and walk beside you but your like that with your wife, As for me, you feed me on command and pick up my sh*t, who's the pet now?"

Cats stink way more than dogs.

You have weird cats

Cat owners can’t smell it.

But believe me, they stink.

[DiamondGooner]

I prefer cats.

Dogs are too much hassle and aren't independent enough and smell up the house more and you have to pick up their sh*t.

Dog: "I may be on a lead and walk beside you but your like that with your wife, As for me, you feed me on command and pick up my sh*t, who's the pet now?"

Cats stink way more than dogs.

You have weird cats

Exactly Phil, maybe your cats do. lol

I'm actually laughing here, I've had cats for years, cats clean themselves and their smaller bodies mean they produce less odour.

How do you work out that a cat stinks more than a dog, unreal.

[DiamondGooner]

You have to pick up dog shit

Who the f**k chooses dogs over cats

Dear god

Dogs can protect you if shit ever kicks off.

They are the first line of defense for your home, always on point night and day (if you have a proper dog).

Who chooses a cat over a dog?

Some of us don't need protecting.

I have a house full of weapons for that scenario.

.................. and my legendary boxing skills.

[Va-Va-Voom]

You have to pick up dog shit

Who the f**k chooses dogs over cats

Dear god

Dogs can protect you if shit ever kicks off.

They are the first line of defense for your home, always on point night and day (if you have a proper dog).

Who chooses a cat over a dog?

Some of us don't need protecting.

I have a house full of weapons for that scenario.

.................. and my legendary boxing skills.

It's not just about protection though, they can alert you if you're asleep and someone is prowling, without dogs you'd be caught off guard.

They're also a deterrent, if someone is thinking about breaking into your home they will probably fvck off quite quickly when they hear a loud bark/see what's waiting for them inside.

Meanwhile cats will be licking their paws as the intruder enters and you're fast asleep.