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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby VCC » Sun Apr 18, 2021 7:15 am

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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby Santi » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:43 am

Phil71 wrote:
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I didn't realise that was a job.
No one ever told me that at school on career days.
Darn.

Well they kept that one from you :arse fan:


I hope your career is going well :1990_dancing.gif:

I am enjoying every minute of it, I even work overtime free. :arse fan:


Not worth getting into a flap over.


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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby DiamondGooner » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:53 am

jayramfootball wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Muff diver


I didn't realise that was a job.
No one ever told me that at school on career days.
Darn.


.............. so have you never heard of a "Pornstar" then?

There's even a job called a fluffer, Santi had a 5 year career doing that, knee pads and everything.
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby Phil71 » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:07 pm

DiamondGooner wrote:
jayramfootball wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Muff diver


I didn't realise that was a job.
No one ever told me that at school on career days.
Darn.


.............. so have you never heard of a "Pornstar" then?

There's even a job called a fluffer, Santi had a 5 year career doing that, knee pads and everything.


I've always wondered what these guys feel like when they're making these films.

What about the guy with the boom mic?
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby jayramfootball » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:09 pm

Phil71 wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:
jayramfootball wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Muff diver


I didn't realise that was a job.
No one ever told me that at school on career days.
Darn.


.............. so have you never heard of a "Pornstar" then?

There's even a job called a fluffer, Santi had a 5 year career doing that, knee pads and everything.


I've always wondered what these guys feel like when they're making these films.

What about the guy with the boom mic?


That must be so weird.
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby jayramfootball » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:10 pm

DiamondGooner wrote:
jayramfootball wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Muff diver


I didn't realise that was a job.
No one ever told me that at school on career days.
Darn.


.............. so have you never heard of a "Pornstar" then?

There's even a job called a fluffer, Santi had a 5 year career doing that, knee pads and everything.


What is a 'fluffer'???????

Forget it - I don't want to even know.
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby Santi » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:20 pm

lmao dickgrabber still obsessed with me :rofll:
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby DiamondGooner » Sun Apr 18, 2021 2:50 pm

jayramfootball wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:
jayramfootball wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Muff diver


I didn't realise that was a job.
No one ever told me that at school on career days.
Darn.


.............. so have you never heard of a "Pornstar" then?

There's even a job called a fluffer, Santi had a 5 year career doing that, knee pads and everything.


What is a 'fluffer'???????

Forget it - I don't want to even know.


A fluffer is someone who gives blow jobs to the male porn star inbetween takes to keep him hard.

Basically someone who didn't quite make the grade to be on film but still gets paid for sexual services, probably one of the most demeaning and soul destroying jobs ever devised :rofll:
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby Phil71 » Sun Apr 18, 2021 2:58 pm

DiamondGooner wrote:
jayramfootball wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:
jayramfootball wrote:
Nuggets wrote:Muff diver


I didn't realise that was a job.
No one ever told me that at school on career days.
Darn.


.............. so have you never heard of a "Pornstar" then?

There's even a job called a fluffer, Santi had a 5 year career doing that, knee pads and everything.


What is a 'fluffer'???????

Forget it - I don't want to even know.


A fluffer is someone who gives blow jobs to the male porn star inbetween takes to keep him hard.

Basically someone who didn't quite make the grade to be on film but still gets paid for sexual services, probably one of the most demeaning and soul destroying jobs ever devised :rofll:


So a bit like the bloke who pumps up Bradley Wiggins' tyres.

All that effort and no glory.
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby Paddy » Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:57 pm

Dejan wrote:Militairy. (army)


with spelling like that you'd fit right in.
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby VCC » Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:16 pm

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Probably makes 6 figures as well
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby Va-Va-Voom » Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:56 am

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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby DiamondGooner » Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:52 am

Va-Va-Voom wrote:Firefighter


Really?

Why don't you just do it then, not that hard with a bit of dedication.
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby VCC » Wed Jun 09, 2021 3:28 am

DiamondGooner wrote:
Va-Va-Voom wrote:Firefighter


Really?

Why don't you just do it then, not that hard with a bit of dedication.

I have been in the volunteer brigade it's great apart from the car accidents
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Re: Your Dream Job?

Postby Va-Va-Voom » Wed Jun 09, 2021 3:37 am

DiamondGooner wrote:
Va-Va-Voom wrote:Firefighter


Really?

Why don't you just do it then, not that hard with a bit of dedication.


It's quite difficult here in the states.

Very competitive and a rigorous hiring process.

There are people who make it to the firefighter oral exam multiple times and never get past that stage, they really scrutinize you.

I know a volunteer firefighter who has been trying to become a full fledged member for 8 years now.

I will at least try to become a volunteer, even a handful of shifts a month would be amazing.
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