RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Leody » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:36 pm

Swan wrote:
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starmandb wrote:rix,stapleton and merson have all managed a couple of goals at home to qpr in worse seasons than this. you never give up


Doesn't really mean anything, it's different times now. Just because we've done it before, doesn't mean we will do it again.


and you can say because we've done it before we can do it again..


I have a penis, does that mean I can have sex with Jessica Biel?
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby GunnGunn » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:37 pm

Leody wrote:
Swan wrote:
ArsenalN5 wrote:
starmandb wrote:rix,stapleton and merson have all managed a couple of goals at home to qpr in worse seasons than this. you never give up


Doesn't really mean anything, it's different times now. Just because we've done it before, doesn't mean we will do it again.


and you can say because we've done it before we can do it again..


I have a penis, does that mean I can have sex with Jessica Biel?


That depends, have you ever had sex with Jessica Biel before? :grin:
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Leody » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:39 pm

GunnGunn wrote:
Leody wrote:
Swan wrote:
ArsenalN5 wrote:
starmandb wrote:rix,stapleton and merson have all managed a couple of goals at home to qpr in worse seasons than this. you never give up


Doesn't really mean anything, it's different times now. Just because we've done it before, doesn't mean we will do it again.


and you can say because we've done it before we can do it again..


I have a penis, does that mean I can have sex with Jessica Biel?


That depends, have you ever had sex with Jessica Biel before? :grin:


No, but I'm sure other men have...

Just like other men have score two goals against QPR, so therefore RVP can. Same logic! I'm in!!!!!! f**k YEAH!
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby WelshGunner » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:35 pm

Believe me, she's not all that-useless in the sack !!
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RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Arsenal Tone » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:40 pm

Robin is tired and in need of a rest. He is just as likely to pick up an injury as break the record!

If we are counting past experiences then it has to be said that an injury is probably more likely. Or he'll break two things, the record and his leg!
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Leody » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:33 pm

If we're going off history we wont score a goal, since nobody in our squad has ever scored against QPR in the PL!!! OMG WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET 3 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SACK WENGER!!!!

(kidding obviously)

But as you can see, you can make history paint any picture you want. It's all pointless because it means sweet f**k all when the game kicks off.
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Futuo » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:45 am

Plymouth Gooner wrote:I couldn't care less about the record, it is a team game. I'd rather have three points in the rest of our 2011 games than RVP break the record.

If it was an all time goalscorer record, even goals in a season record, I'd be a bit excited, but goals in a calander year? Really?!


Agreed, hadn't really heard about this record until now, what next the highest number of goals on a Monday, the highest number of goals whilst wearing your birds pants, the highest number of goals with a mohican haircut?
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby starmandb » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:35 am

Leody wrote:
Swan wrote:
ArsenalN5 wrote:
starmandb wrote:rix,stapleton and merson have all managed a couple of goals at home to qpr in worse seasons than this. you never give up


Doesn't really mean anything, it's different times now. Just because we've done it before, doesn't mean we will do it again.


and you can say because we've done it before we can do it again..


I have a penis, does that mean I can have sex with Jessica Biel?

f**k knows..don,t know who she is
maybe a few dates 1st before you take it to the next level
i know martin hayes though
he got a couple v qpr once
shame robin van persie is not in his league though
so yes,lets just give up
he won,t do it
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby SE13 » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:42 am

Martin Hayes and that volley against Middlesbrough, Lukic to Hayes, bang, goal! (Late 80's in one of the most dour games of all time)
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby SE13 » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:44 am

Talking of blasts from the past, and completely OT, but Google "Pheonix from the flames" then look up Steve Morrow - Comedy tv at it's finest.

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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Swan » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:58 pm

Leody wrote:
Swan wrote:
ArsenalN5 wrote:
starmandb wrote:rix,stapleton and merson have all managed a couple of goals at home to qpr in worse seasons than this. you never give up


Doesn't really mean anything, it's different times now. Just because we've done it before, doesn't mean we will do it again.


and you can say because we've done it before we can do it again..


I have a penis, does that mean I can have sex with Jessica Biel?



maybe..if she is into ugly buggers like you..lol.. one thing to remember is to take pics cause that girl is FINE...

so i guess that means you can take it up the poop shoot to since guys do that to..lol
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Futuo » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:45 pm

starmandb wrote:f**k knows..don,t know who she is


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Poor cow she can't afford matching undies.
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Swan » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:58 pm

her undies can have brown shit stains and she will still be hot..
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Futuo » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:19 pm

She'd look a lot better with bigger norks.
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Re: RvP closing in on Shearer's record

Postby Chrissiii » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:43 pm

Chrissiii wrote:
Chrissiii wrote:i...don't...think...he'll...reach it :lipssealed:
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