Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby IMF » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:42 pm

So RVP blabs to the worlds that he's getting placenta rubbed into his injury and people laugh at him.

Next thing you hear is that Glen Johnson and Aurelio both decide to jet to the lady to get the same treatment and Johnson is now fit when he was supposed to be out for 2 more weeks.

Now Fat Frank is gonna be fit for our game after he's jetting out there as well for this controversial treatment.

IF this treatment actually does work; could RVP have strengthened our opponents by mentioning it?
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby Git » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:46 pm

From what I heard one Aurelio (or some Liverpool mug) is mates with Pablo Zableta and he had it done and it worked wonders, so he recommended it to him, then Benetiz saw the results and gave the go ahead.

Something like that anyhoo.
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby Briggsy » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:54 pm

I don't think it was a big secret in footballing terms anyway fat frank will be eating it with chips and gravy
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby Goose » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:16 am

I doubt Lumplard can be match fit by next Sunday tho
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby djaxster » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:33 am

Nah hes too busy shagging that bird from that 7 show or whatever its called. Thats how he got injured in the first place
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby Inchpr√§ctice » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:35 am

djaxster wrote:Nah hes too busy shagging that bird from that 7 show or whatever its called. Thats how he got injured in the first place

I hate to point out the obvious but if he keeps shagging her he'll eventually have his very own supply of placenta all for himself.
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby Briggsy » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:41 am

7 show what bird obviously not reading much tabloids
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby Goose » Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:46 am

I have offered to inject some placenta into theone2smooths back and caress it in for him, let's see it it works
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby Briggsy » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:10 am

Goose wrote:I have offered to inject some placenta into theone2smooths back and caress it in for him, let's see it it works

i swear there is some kind of gay witch hunt on me lol. Lads I may groom and try and look like a cover model from GQ but i'm all for the ladies
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Re: Should RVP have kept his mouth shut??

Postby gooner90 » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:06 pm

johnson and aurelio dont really matter and i still think lampard wont be starting against us
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