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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:53 am
by IMF
The dutch bloke on this thread said it's being injected but the brit press said they're rubbing placenta into him...

I saw this chinese film once where they were eating feotus' and it was making them younger. Only problem was that they started smelling like manure if they stopped eating the babies so they had to carry on. Horrible film.

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:29 am
by SE13
Thanks for sharing that Mr Schofield! Image

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:45 pm
by Kano
IMF wrote:The dutch bloke on this thread said it's being injected but the brit press said they're rubbing placenta into him...

I saw this chinese film once where they were eating feotus' and it was making them younger. Only problem was that they started smelling like manure if they stopped eating the babies so they had to carry on. Horrible film.

sounds like my local takeaway to be honest.

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:43 pm
by liam_cork
i thought injecting it was still illegal in football?

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:09 pm
by IMF
No idea Liam. Either way I'm still pretty sure that it's adult stem cells which have been proven to repair damaged people...

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:51 pm
by IMF
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Ro ... 24607.html

Well looks like he will be having it injected then and he's not the first! Those sneaky f*ckers are Manure, Citeh and Chavs have been sending people there for ages. No wonder their players heal so f*ckin quick! Rooney out for 6 weeks with a metatarsal injury was the biggest joke when RVP was out for 6 months with the same injury! lol

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:25 am
by Goose
I heard it was horse placenta.....

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:43 am
by IMF
Is Ruud Van Horseyface going round knocking women up again then?

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:56 am
by She_Gunner_Wales
IMF wrote:Is Ruud Van Horseyface going round knocking women up again then?

:rofll:

Still who's to knock the pratcise of placenta treatment if it works?
Surely cant do no harm to give it a try.