The random joke thread

[Zenith]

[TRA Dial Square]

ROTFL!

[Dejan]

LOL NICE

[VCC]

7 dwarfs went to meet the Pope,"go on Dopey ask him"chanted the other 6 ."ok" said Dopey "sir are there Nuns in Alaska?"."Yes there are" said the Pope."Go on Dopey ask him" urged the other 6."ok" said Dopey."Sir are there Black Nuns in Alaska?"."yes there are" said the Pope,"Go on dopey ask him" Dopey Blushed "are there midget black Nuns in Alaska?","No i dont think so says the Pope,All 6 leapt up shouting "Dopey f***ked a Penguin!

[EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC]

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?.
You are too young to smoke. HA-HA.
I am just filling time.

[Fabrestuta]

Why do footballers like their WAG's to be as tanned as possible?

cos there's less chance of John Terry shagging them.

[EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC]

New design of Liverpool mugs on sale.
Do not buy one.
They slide down the table. HA-HA.

[Zenith]

This is so true:

[ChVint22]

Why do footballers like their WAG's to be as tanned as possible?

cos there's less chance of John Terry shagging them.

[Zenith]

[Massa]

[EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC]

Why does the Giraffe not go to Primary school ?.
It is because it goes to High school.
Do not call me. My daughter said it to me. She was proud of herself too. The old ones are always the funniest.

[TRA Dial Square]

It's been reported John Terry plans to gatecrash Hazard's press conference in full kit and exclaim he too, is a Chelsea player.

[TRA Dial Square]

Chelsea have agreed a £38m fee with Porto for Hulk.

Man City have reacted and are talking to Iron Man and Thor.

[ivan itchybum]

Chelsea have agreed a £38m fee with Porto for Hulk.

Man City have reacted and are talking to Iron Man and Thor.

haha nice