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The random joke thread
Re: The random joke thread
by TRA Dial Square » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:47 pm
^^ Posted this in this same thread not long ago lol. Funny as fk
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Re: The random joke thread
by EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:58 pm
Zenith wrote:
Good one. He is another annoying sod with his antics. TBF at least they are just on-pitch ones.
Carl Jenkinson is just like me and you. An Arsenal fan.
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Re: The random joke thread
by Bergkamp64 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:07 am
News Flash !!!
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Due to the water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths announce they're closing lanes 7 and 8 .
The lead actor in a local Panto production of Aladdin was anally raped on stage last night . To be fair , the audience did try to warn him .
Now on sale at IKEA ... Lesbian beds . No nuts or screwing , it's all tongue and groove .
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol . Police suspect it's race related .
Due to the water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths announce they're closing lanes 7 and 8 .
The lead actor in a local Panto production of Aladdin was anally raped on stage last night . To be fair , the audience did try to warn him .
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Re: The random joke thread
by EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:35 am
Oh no to the above.
Carl Jenkinson is just like me and you. An Arsenal fan.
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Re: The random joke thread
by ThereIsBearCum » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:53 pm
that's awesome
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Re: The random joke thread
by EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:30 pm
Well done.
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Re: The random joke thread
by ivan itchybum » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:01 pm
TUNE
gooney wrote: I will have a bet with anyone who is willing to take Newcastle will finish ahead of us...how about loser leaves the forum?
13th of May 2012 Arsenal beat West Brom 3-2 to finish 3rd ahead of Newcastle. Gooney is still yet to leave the forum...
Have faith in Ramsey, he'll come good
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Re: The random joke thread
by TRA Dial Square » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:03 pm
ManUre dressing room before kick-off on Monday.
"Right lads, we should have had this title wrapped up but we've been sloppy. We can't let these blue **** snatch it now, because they'll never let us live it down! They stung us on the Munich anniversary and stuffed us 6-1... I don't care what you do! Punch, elbow, push, pull kick or dive. Get the f**k out there and get it done!"
At this point Ferguson steps in...
"Thanks Ref, I'll take it from here."
"Right lads, we should have had this title wrapped up but we've been sloppy. We can't let these blue **** snatch it now, because they'll never let us live it down! They stung us on the Munich anniversary and stuffed us 6-1... I don't care what you do! Punch, elbow, push, pull kick or dive. Get the f**k out there and get it done!"
At this point Ferguson steps in...
"Thanks Ref, I'll take it from here."
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Re: The random joke thread
by EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:48 pm
That is about right. Normally.
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Re: The random joke thread
by TRA Dial Square » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:50 pm
^ Kind of failed today though... 
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Re: The random joke thread
by EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC » Wed May 02, 2012 12:53 pm
Knock, Knock
Whos there ?.
Manchester United
Manchester United who ?.
EXACTLY. LOL.
Whos there ?.
Manchester United
Manchester United who ?.
EXACTLY. LOL.
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Re: The random joke thread
by yosifun » Wed May 09, 2012 10:20 am
^^^ Epic!
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