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Postby gzagee » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:07 pm

I don't like people who take drugs... customs officers for example.
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Postby liam_cork » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:20 pm

jimmy carr 'i wonder what size the queens bed is' and 'what seperates the humans from the animals? usually a fence'
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Postby Briggsy » Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:35 am

There is vegetarian option! you can f**k off, Frankie Boyle mock the week
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Postby Rockin' Robin » Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:24 am

There was one bit of stand up by uh Stewart Francis on Mock the Week, absolutely brilliant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32pq2QycIEA
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Postby gzagee » Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:30 am

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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Postby Massa » Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:25 pm

i dont get it
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Postby Plymouth Gooner » Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:29 pm

The Midfield General wrote:There was one bit of stand up by uh Stewart Francis on Mock the Week, absolutely brilliant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32pq2QycIEA


:rofll: Brilliant!
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Postby Rockin' Robin » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:08 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWH5XubG ... re=related

Wow. Brilliant.
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