Stupid things birds say...

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

My Mrs has been known to put her foot in it by being the most stupidest bastard ever sometimes. Some examples of this are...

'Weathergirls haveto be skinny cos if they were fat they'd block the map out on the screen'

Me and a few mates were watching football one night when she came in...

Jen 'how long is left'
Me 'second halfs just kicked off'
Jen 'how many halves are there?'
Me 'three'
Jen 'Cool'

Anyhow my mates bird upstaged her today when we were talking about the piracy at the Horn of Africa and especially around Somalia.

She pipes up 'Guys is Salamia where salami comes from?'

I shit myself laughing.

Anyhow Jen does stupidly say stuff a lot so I can use this to keep track of it then write it down in a book and become a trillionaire.

[UFGN]

My Mrs has been known to put her foot in it by being the most stupidest bastard ever sometimes.

"Most stupid", or "stupidest". Not "most stupidest."

That's quite a stupid mistake

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

My Mrs has been known to put her foot in it by being the most stupidest bastard ever sometimes.

Most stupid, or stupidest. Not most stupidest.

That's quite a stupid mistake

Ah at least me and her indoors are well suited then...I think think she's stupider

[UFGN]

[thebish]

not a "bird"... but...

Jason McAteer - once of Bolton - then of Liverpool said many famously stupid things

was asked in a Pizza Hut whether he wanted his pizza cut into 8 or 6 pieces - he replied "Oh, six, I'm not that hungry..."

and when he was at a function where (snooker player) Steve Davies was present - when davies walked past shouted out 180!!!!!

[She_Gunner_Wales]

LOL Jen doesnt ask stupid questions or make stupid remarks, she has a very valid point about weathergirls being skinny!


As for silly questions, kids come out with teh most hilarious things ever.
My 6yrs old daughter, asked me the other week if black people speak german.

This clearly was said in the most NON-racist way at all, so i explained to her it doesnt matter what colour their skin is, anybody can speak German if they want to learn, not just people from Germany, and also explained that maybe some black people are german too!

[thebish]

LOL Jen doesnt ask stupid questions or make stupid remarks, she has a very valid point about weathergirls being skinny!

errr.. am i missing something??

these are the weather girls... not slender at all....

[gzagee]

The all time classic line that birds come out with just to irritate you is:

"WHAT'S OFFSIDE THEN??"

[Yorkyblue]

The all time classic line that birds come out with just to irritate you is:

"WHAT'S OFFSIDE THEN??"

Seriously, what the f**k is offside these days?

[gzagee]

Mine also asks:

"Where's the entertainment in watching 22 men chasing after a ball?"

[thebish]

Mine also asks:

"Where's the entertainment in watching 22 men chasing after a ball?"

and at the Reebok - she'd have a point! where indeed!!!

[gzagee]

Mine also asks:

"Where's the entertainment in watching 22 men chasing after a ball?"

and at the Reebok - she'd have a point! where indeed!!!

Jheeez, that bad is it????

[thebish]

Mine also asks:

"Where's the entertainment in watching 22 men chasing after a ball?"

and at the Reebok - she'd have a point! where indeed!!!

Jheeez, that bad is it????

actually it would never happen - cos we don't usually let girls in at the Reebok - it aint right really - and there's plenty of shops nearby...

[gzagee]

Mine also asks:

"Where's the entertainment in watching 22 men chasing after a ball?"

and at the Reebok - she'd have a point! where indeed!!!

Jheeez, that bad is it????

actually it would never happen - cos we don't usually let girls in at the Reebok - it aint right really - and there's plenty of shops nearby...

So gigi's been banned from there then?

[rachel83]

Um, not all girls are completely ignorant and say stupid things all the time...

You may not want to admit it, but some of us are rather intelligent, and know a thing or two about the game you love.