Fabrestuta wrote:I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
" My wife is so ugly , when she walks into the kitchen the mice throw themselves on the traps " ... Les Dawson .
" I wouldn't say his wife is fat , but when she walks across the living room , she gets carpet burns on her arse " .. Joan Rivers .